Tag: andreil

palmettofoxden:

Consider: An interviewer asks Andrew and one of his teammates about some of the players on the other team and when asked about Neil, Andrew’s teammate says “Neil Josten is married to exy” and Andrew immediately interrupts “No. My name’s Andrew, not exy.”

And that’s how the public and Andrew’s team find out about Andrew and Neil and how everyone who already knew about them finds out they’re married.

The interviewer says “Hold on a second, you’re married to Neil Josten?” And Andrew says “I better be or that ceremony was an even bigger waste of time than I thought it was.” Andrew completely ignores any further questions.