knoxeau:

Things Jean Moreau has called Jeremy Knox:

• Who?
• Oh. you.
• James
• Johnny
• Jack
• Joseph
• Basically any name starting with ‘j’ apart from Jeremy
• The only saving grace of this god awful team but still a disappointment (The first time he attended a trojans practice)
• Ugh
• Smiles
• A very sarcastic ‘babe’ when he was told to be nice
• Captain Sunshine
• Captain Sadist
• Captain America’s Sunshine Spewing Butthole
• Knox
• Jere
• Jerry (he was very tired okay)
• Jeremiah Anthony Knox (when he’s being stupid and Jean needs him to know that)
• Not so sarcastic ‘babe’
• Mi amor
• Lover
• Husband of mine
• Bitch (on a daily basis)