declanapologist:

i mean can you fucking imagine? like your family doesn’t really care about you and has never really cared about you but you’re locked into it anyway because these dummies are seriously going to die without you, and then your father tricks you into a life of crime even tho all you want out of life is to be a semi-respectable politician, and then this asshole dies and not only is his will a mindfuck but you don’t even get the stupid house, which you didnt really want but seriously? and then your younger brother, toward whom you harbor some semi-secret resentment, goes tearing off in your dead father’s stupid fake car, which by the way you’ve been locked in the trunk of at least once, and comes back with a bad haircut acting like he grew up on the quote-unquote mean streets of henrietta instead of in an idyllic farmhouse and then every time you remind him to do his homework he starts telling his friends what a fascist manwhore you are