- Buy him clothes and upgrade his wardrobe
- Make a deal with him to have his back
- Give him a key to your home
- Trade secrets with him
- Get him a matching phone but in his favorite color
- Make sure that you have matching ringtones
- Indulge him when he asks something of you
- Give him the keys to your car
- Smoke with him on the rooftop
- Fight the feds for him
- Tell him you hate him but wouldn’t mind blowing him
- Actually blow him in the shower but not before gently washing his hair
- Wear his clothes
- Getting him matching armbands
- Choose him over your brother
- and most importantly:
- Be an immovable force in his life that keeps him from running