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Good morning, everyone. Do you want some Soft Trio Headcanons? I do, too.

– One of Yuuri’s highest relationship tiers is ‘I will say salty things about people I don’t like in front of you’ and when Yurio reaches that point with him, it is like Actual Christmas.

– They always end up gravitating together at functions with sponsors/officials/etc because they instinctively dislike the same people.

– Yurio will never admit this, but these are usually the people who get weird and proprietary with Victor.

– If someone gets weird and proprietary with YURIO they will look up just in time to see their death coming in the form of the men’s singles power couple.

– Related: treating Yurio as some kind of Victor clone rather than his own person is the fastest way to get Victor to utterly freeze you out for the rest of your professional life.

– Yurio fights with Yuuri’s Twitter trolls the way he’d like to fight with Yuuri’s actual self-esteem.

– (“He wouldn’t want you doing this,” Victor says, conflicted.

“He ACTUALLY BELIEVES THIS SHIT,” Yurio seethes, already typing out a reply to the next egg.)

– (”Okay,” Yuuri asks the next morning, “why are both of your accounts suspended.”)

– Yurio sometimes drifts over to stand next to Victor while he watches Yuuri practice. For the most part, they don’t say anything, but sometimes Yurio will gesture violently at Yuuri and whisper-hiss “HOW.” 

Victor’s response is always a nod of deep understanding.