what a beautiful post – Nothing but My Aching Soul

annawrites:

anyone wanna talk to me about teenage andrew like… !!!

oversized hand-me-down clothes

ugly af glasses that he keeps “forgetting”

refuses to eat anything but junk food and sweets

just had his first Gay Awakening TM and lowkey hates himself

up all night coming up with the perfect comebacks to people who were rude to him five years ago

stares blankly at the teachers when they ask him questions but gets full marks on all his exams

internally narrates his life like it’s a documentary on the idiocy of human beings

thinks he’s being sneaky about his new smoking habit (he’s not)

spends hours on wikipedia looking up the most ridiculous shit

still salty that he never got his hogwarts letter, but shh

categorically hates exercise (or anything that requires effort on his part lbh) but is very gay for athletes esp. the runners

textbook stroppy teen when he forgets to be blank faced and ~unaffected

plays around with his lighter because he thinks it makes him look edgy

puppy fat ghndndnfnhgffn

drinks coffee because he is Mature but can only get it down if it’s at least 30% sugar and 50% cream