thranduilings:

How to seduce the man you felt a connection with one (1) time, by Viktor Nikiforov:

Travel to his home without a word of warning and announce your intentions with your dick out

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Ask him about his relationship status and hint that your dick is out

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Tell him that you should sleep together on day one

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When the first steps fail, bluntly try to inquire about his sexual orientation to make sure you didn’t misunderstand him during that one (1) connection

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Come up with a program for your crush that solely focuses on sexual and erotic love

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Be patient when your crush seems to have forgotten that he’s a sexual demon

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Make sure to have your dick out and fully visible as much as possible during normal conversations

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Approach your (naked) crush from behind (you should also be naked)

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Initiate pda as much as possible

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Congratulations! You have now seduced your crush, observe our success story:

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purisetski:

euseevius:

varpusvaras:

songforalonggoodbye:

So a friend of mine watched Yuri on Ice and her major take-away was “okay, Victor I get, and ‘-ov’ is ‘son of’ but wtf kind of name is Nikifor” so she looked it up.

Apparently, “Nikifor” is the Slavic version of Greek “Nikephoros" , which means “carrying victory”

You read that right.

This bitch is literally just named Winner, Son of a Winner

Winner Winnerson.

Should’ve guessed that Viktor would be the Moon Moon of yoi

winner winnerson and his fiancé, courage winnerlife

“#AND ALL THEY DO IS WIN WIN WIN NO MATTER WHAT”