thranduilings:

How to seduce the man you felt a connection with one (1) time, by Viktor Nikiforov:

Travel to his home without a word of warning and announce your intentions with your dick out

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Ask him about his relationship status and hint that your dick is out

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Tell him that you should sleep together on day one

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When the first steps fail, bluntly try to inquire about his sexual orientation to make sure you didn’t misunderstand him during that one (1) connection

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Come up with a program for your crush that solely focuses on sexual and erotic love

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Be patient when your crush seems to have forgotten that he’s a sexual demon

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Make sure to have your dick out and fully visible as much as possible during normal conversations

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Approach your (naked) crush from behind (you should also be naked)

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Initiate pda as much as possible

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Congratulations! You have now seduced your crush, observe our success story:

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kyyhky:

kyyhky:

And I keep wondering, and

wondering, and

wondering and wondering…
When will my life begin??

I saw this post with Tangled!Viktuuri and I was like y E S O M G THIS IS ALL I EVER WANTED???????????????

I’m so happy everyone’s loving this AU as much as I do! ♥ I have 14 more sketches under my sleeve, just wait for them! ^q^