sjaejoneswriter:

joe-normal:

joe-normal:

loptrlaufey:

In Love with these scene ***

k why is this gif the funniest shit i’ve ever seen it makes me feel like i’m entering another plane of reality

ok guys I haven’t been able to stop thinking about this gif since I saw it and I just need to unpack its various elements for a second:

1. the central tension of this scene, obviously, which is thor realizing jeff goldblum dicked down his kid brother 

2. the fact that jeff goldblum either apparently never learned how to wink OR is trying and failing to bat his eyelashes 

3. the way loki opens his mouth as if to try to explain himself to thor and then looks back at jeff goldblum and decides, nah, we’re good, there’s no coming back from this one 

4. the fact that whoever made this gif decided this scene wasn’t hysterical enough on its own and added dramatic telenovela zooms 

5. the combined effect of all of these elements being that not only can I not stop thinking about this gif but also I hear the kill bill siren whenever I look at it 

Also the fact that Thor and Loki are named as their characters, but Jeff Goldblum is Jeff Goldblum in every universe, fictional or otherwise.

television:

Dear brother, you’re becoming too predictable. I trust you, you betray me, and round and round in circles we go. See, Loki, life is… Life is about growth. It’s about change. But you seem to just wanna stay the same. I guess what I’m trying to say is that you’ll always be the God of Mischief, but you could be more.

mremaknu:

supacutiepie:

blanska:

lokiwholockfactory:

xxchumanixx:

Hilarious🥀👐

This is so my favorite Thor movie

that “oh shit” line is my absolute favorite moment in the history of Thor movies

Why does this fucking movie read like a god damn crack video but ITS ALL CANON AND REAL WTF MR WAITITI

For the record: None of these are bloopers. These are all scenes from the theatrical release of Thor:Ragnarok. This is what really happens.

Bless you Mr. Waititi.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

strangely-normal:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

peppersheart:

alittlebiteverything:

i’m 101% sure that this entire line was improv and tom couldn’t help it

“Yeah, that was basically, we did about six different versions of that story, and that was just us standing around while the cameras were rolling and I would just feed them lines and feed Chris ideas for stories. I’d say, “Do another one, in this one say: ‘I was walking through a field, and I saw a lovey Turkish rug in the middle of the grass, and I love Turkish rugs, so I went to stand on it, and it was Loki, and he turned back into Loki and there was a hole and I fell through the hole was was impaled on a whole lot of spikes.’” So we did versions of that, and the one with the snake just ended up being the one we used.”

—Taika Waititi, Empire Magazine Podcast, 6/11/17, 00:23:25 (x)

AMAZING

I choose to beliee every version of this story is true

and is just a different tale of when Loki turned into something ridiculous

and tried to murder his brother

I don’t know what makes this funnier, the idea that Loki kept trying the same prank, or that Thor kept falling for it.

Thor: OH LOOK A PUPPY

Loki: WAAAAUUUGGGHHHHH

Thor: OH NO IT’S YOU AGAIN!

shinelikethunder:

@trillgutterbug

#i adore the delivery of this line #there’s none of that gross ‘i say don’t touch me but what i really mean is i’m playing hard to get’ garbage #there’s no sexualised violence here with heaving bosoms and bared throats and rapey grabbiness #because for one thor would never #and for two she is not fucking around #she ain’t got time for that shit #same when she punches loki out #even with that potentially sexy chest-straddling moment there’s no lingering shot of her spread thighs or a significant moment of eye contact #she just lays him out pure and simple #and while i’m at it even when she slams him into the wall with her knee #that *was* sexy af and loki clearly thought so too (bc he’s a big ol masochist and loves getting the shit kicked out of him) #but she was so utterly in control of that moment down to her snarl and her delivery of ‘choose your next words wisely’ #no lingering body shots #no sexy touching #just her rage and her sheer undeniable capacity to back up that rage with honest and immediate violence #what a good movie #thor ragnarok