this post is the stuff of legends – Nothing but My Aching Soul

foxvvixen:

there’s so many foxes-playing-never-have-i-ever au headcanons going around but i give you this

super late post game stoli rasberry vodka shots

okay that’s one of my favorites but whatevs we’ll use it

andrew only drinks jack daniels

because he’s p r e t e n t i o u s

i hate jack

the freshman and the whiskey

and it’s so easy to make andrew drink and he hates them all so much because never have i ever killed someone? never have i ever been to juvie? never have i ever punched through a window?

these assholes play by targeting and tonight andrew’s the one getting targeted and he’s furious but neil’s laughing so whatever it’s fine

even the casual ones; never have i ever given a blowjob or never have i ever punched someone in the face ((everyone drinks))

but there’s one that nobody’s said yet because half the team can’t say it

they’re all thinking it but they’re all guilty of doing the same

finally when it’s renee’s turn allison whispers something into her ear. renee laughs (she has a laugh like windchimes)

“okay. never have i ever thought about kissing neil.”

there’s a brief pause, then;

andrew drinks

nicky drinks with the most guilty look on his face

allison drinks

matt and dan link their arms and take their shots together, laughing at an inside joke that no one wants to ask about

kevin lifts his glass halfway to his mouth, sighs, and takes the shot

neil watches this absolutely confounded

aaron looks a little sick

renee has the most smug grin on her face and it matches allison who was the real mastermind behind this one

“what the fuck.” neil says

aaron mimics it and reaches for the full bottle of vodka praying he won’t remember that in the morning