unspoken
team rule to flip off every raven on campus
allison: no fear
nicky: neil
in jorts
allison: one
fear
dan
sets aaron’s alarm to ‘bad case of lovin’ you’ he can’t figure out how to
change it and he is apoplectic with rage
she
changes it to a different doctor themed song whenever he gets particularly
annoying
wymack
gets a mug that says ’#1 dad’ every year, signed by all the foxes
even
andrew
wymack
doesn’t know if he should be touched or suspicious as fuck
you’ve
heard of kevin day now get ready for
kevout
night
aaron: swears
matt: covering neil’s ears, aaron that’s
such a bad example to set for the children
nicky:
why the heck do we have to be up so early?
dan:
I know we’re all tired but let’s watch our fucking language
neil, opens his mouth in an interview
foxes: why r u like this
nicky:
kevin here is ur disgusting Health smoothie why do u even drink it
kevin: eating vegetables increases life span
nicky:
so do you have any positives or
‘hey
kevin here’s another picture of jeremy go add it to your shrine we’ll wait’
neil: half
asleep
renee: neil what’s five plus one
aaron,
whispering: twelve
neil, bolting awake: TWELVE
‘what’s your favourite colour’ ‘exy’
matt,
pointing at fluffy puppy: neil it’s you
andrew,
pointing at dented trash can: neil it’s you
kevin: yeah everyone on our team is rly
passionate abt exy we always give it our all
camera
pans to andrew. he is sitting down in the goal, sunglasses on, neil fanning him
as he lounges back. none of the referees seem to know what to do.
Nothing but My Aching Soul 