this is still my fav hcs of all time – Nothing but My Aching Soul

blueandtheboys:

I’m legit just about to fall asleep and honestly it is so many other ppls fault for getting me thinking about Andrew and Neil and marriage BUT:

• Neil texts Kevin 911
• Kevin arrives out of breath and panicked
• Neil’s holding a cat and Andrew is smoking
• “can you be a witness?”
• “Jesus Christ. What did you do. Where’s the body”
• “no Kevin just sign your name here – yeah just there – ok now me – now Andrew – k done. You can go now.”
• Kevin’s literally all the way home before he realizes he has no idea what he just signed up to
• kind of chalks it up to an out of body experience
• says nothing about it for literally a month until he sees Neil and Andrew’s hands
• the ring on Andrew’s finger is black and kind of wide
• Neil’s is slim and silver and kind of uneven
• Kevin’s like “what the fuck are those?”
• Nicky: “oh yeah they got married. Told no one”
• Neil just looks at him like ////????//
• “Kevin you were THERE? Your name is literally on the marriage certificate”
• Kevin has to go for a long walk