
Tag: this is so fucking cute
The first time Jean actually speaks in front of the Trojans is this one day after practice when Jeremy’s too hyped up on exercise endorphins and forgets himself and accidentally slings his arm around Jean’s shoulders. And everybody freezes because they all remember how that one guy went flying after he accidentally fell on Jean during practise. What if Moreau actually flips their Captain? Do they defend his honor or run?
So they watch in silence as Jeremy chatters away, oblivious, and Jean just stoops there beside him — because Jeremy’s on the shorter side if average and Jean is a fucking mountain — glaring like someone accidentally ran over his exy racquet. They’re certain they’re gonna have to scrape Jeremy up off the court and send him to hospital in a doggy bag, but instead they see something impossible. Is that really Jean ‘I Am Robot’ Moreau… BLUSHING?
Poor lil’ Jean is so flustered and confused and he just kind of jerks away from Jeremy and points an accusing finger at him and growls; “I don’t know what your game is, Captain Fucking Sunshine, but if I didn’t need it to get to Championships I would break that fucking arm off in two seconds flat.”
Then he storms out, all scowly and dramatic. It would have been intimidating but his pale as fuck skin was still painted bright red from his blush.
The Trojans just kind of stare after him, not entirely sure what just happened except A) Jean’s accent is REALLY pronounced when he’s flustered and HOT DAMN! B) There’s an 80% chance that Jean kind of, maybe, sorta COMPLEMENTED someone in his little tirade. And C) somebody — probably Alverez because she’s a little shit — is most definitely buying those stupid matching shirts with ‘I’m Captain Fucking Sunshine’ on one and ‘I’m Fucking Captain Sunshine’ on the other for Jeremy and Jean next Christmas.
The silence is finally broken by Alverez who doubles over laughing while her girlfriend pats Jeremy on the back and says, “Well Captain Sunshine, I think he likes you.”