this is realistic bc wlw relationships just be like that

lesbianjohnmulaney:

whatmack:

things allison has done to try to signal to renee that she’s into girls and dtf (but also dt buy a city apartment and raise plants and dogs together)

‘so who on the team do you think’s gay? i get a vibe from twin mega crazy 1′ (‘hm, don’t you think it’s rude to speculate about how our teammates identify?’) (dammit)

24-hour florence and the machine playlist (’would you mind turning that down please? I’m trying to sleep’) (shit fuck)

‘these are the top 5 female celebrities I would TOTALLY bang, renee who are yours?’ (‘I don’t think I have a list’) (godDAMMIT)

‘hey renee what do you think of this bra?’ (‘the lace is nice but looks itchy, I’m not really an expert, ask dan?’) (RENEE COME ON)

six-inch rainbow heels

please add onto this I need 50k of allison pining uselessly and renee barely keeping a lid on her gay thoughts

Painting her nails the Bi flag colours (Renee offers a causal complement then doesn’t bring it up further.)

‘Wanna watch a movie with me tonight?’ ‘OK, I’ll ask Dan to join us’

Brushes Renee’s hair behind her ear, finds excuses to hold her hand, touches knees with her. Renee has no reaction. (On the outside.)

‘So, any particular reason for the rainbow tips?’ ‘They’re pretty’ ‘you bet they are, anything else?’ ‘I just like them’ ‘I just like you’ ‘aww I like you, too, Allison’ (??????????gay??????GAY?????????)

‘You ever wonder if you’ve already met the person you’re going to marry?’ ‘Sometimes’ ‘I wonder all the time’ ‘hm’ (HM?)

Andrew notices and points it out to Neil. ‘She should just take your approach, Drew’ ’…dare I ask?’ ‘Just straight up tell her she’d give her head ;)’ ’……….amazing, you actually have a good point, mark the calendar.’

Meanwhile, Renee is Captain Useless Lesbian and has been internally screaming for 12 years.