neil: what’s your street name?
riko: king of exy
neil: you live in a street called king of exy?
riko: oh you mean my address?
Tag: this is hilarious omfg
there’s a special place in my heart for tabloids that are straight up slander
It all makes sense now… Iron Man and Spiderman both have the same last name…….
the proof is out there
Rhodes tells all is my absolute fave part bci love the idea of rhodey eating a pizza on the couch in avengers tower, taking revenge on tony for screwing with his suit, TMZ on speaker, going: ‘ya, the kid’s his son [chewing] who’s the mother? [more chewing] uhhh black widow [chewing] they’re both spiders, you see. [taking a sip from his soda] why it didn’t work out? well, tony cheated on her with uhhh [steve walks in, waves at rhodey] with captain america. yeah it was very bad for team morale.’
[at Disneyland, in the teacups]
Neil, Kevin, and Renee: *spinning a little and talking*
Dan, Matt, Nicky, and Allison: *fly past them spinning as fast as they can, screaming at the top of their lungs*
Andrew and Aaron: *also spinning as fast as they can but with deadpan expressions*
Nothing but My Aching Soul 