okay but imagine a fan being seated next to andrew on a flight

(andrew is on his way to visit neil, theyre playing for different teams across the country, and he has only a few days off so he wont waste his precious time by driving) (hes basically being the self destructive troll he is) (also he would never admit this but he feels slightly better about planes since that one time neil comforted him about plane accidents being not that common) (slightly, i repeat)

anyways hes seated next to this fan and after the flight they share the whole thing on their twitter ~~(feel free to imagine yourself as this person at this point because thats basically what im doing rn)~~

it goes like this:

GUYS

GUYS YOU WONT BELIEVE WHO I WAS SEATED NEXT TO DURING MY FLIGHT

*a picture of the fan holding their thumbs up, smiling crazy happy, andrew is sitting next to them and looking at the camera with his best blank face*

ANDREW FUCKING MINYARD!!!!!!

it was the most uncomfortable 3 hours of my life i L O V E D it!!! lmao

okay but seriously it was the best flight ive ever had

like at first i didnt even realize it was him, i had some problems finding my seat and i was kinda exhausted&pissed off

so i wasnt paying attention to who i was sitting next to

but then when i settled i turned around and

i was sitting!!! next to!!! andrew!! freaking!!! minyARD!!

so i was like “oh my god youre andrew minyard!”

and he just said “apparently”

i died ok

guys hes as intimidating irl as he looks on the court but bOY he is smol

like i made sure to check it when we stood up to leave he is t i n y af

and as you can see on the pic he was wearing glasses ashdgash

A BLESSING OK

speak of the pic i had to bribe almost all of my sweets just to get that pic with him

like B O I

and omg he puts 7 PACKS OF SUGAR IN HIS HOT CHOCOLATE LIKE WTF

SEVEN

where do all those carbs go??? not to his height apparently

jk andrew ily

okay but seriously

I wasseated next to the best goalkeeper of exy history and it was the best day of my life

oh

OH

ALSO NOW THAT IM SAFELY AT HOME AND OUT OF HIS REACH I CAN FINALLY SAY

HE HAS NEIL JOSTEN AS HIS PHONE BACKGROUND GUYS SJDNHASJFHAKSJFA BRB DYING

the whole thing goes viral

~~neil loves it~~

then andrew simply tweets:

Funny how you think your house is safe.

This is from a vine but i cant find the original video so….

tfc characters as parks & rec quotes

Kevin: But then I remembered alcohol existed.
Jean: Horizons are dumb. Never broaden your horizons.
Jeremy: I think you’ve got several options. They’re all terrible… but you have them.
Dan: Guys love it when you can show them you’re better than they are at something they love.
Matt: Oh, Neil. You beautiful, naive, sophisticated new born baby.
Aaron: Nicky, could you please shut up? I can’t hear myself not talking to Andrew.
Neil: It’s fine. It’s just that life is pointless and nothing matters and I’m always tired.
Andrew: My instinct is to be mean to you.
Renee: I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.
Seth: I have never taken the high road. But I tell other people to ’cause then there’s more room for me on the low road.
Nicky: I passed up a gay Halloween party to be here. Do you know how fun gay Halloween parties are?
Allison: Then I’m sure he’s not cheating on you. But if he is, he’s a monster. And if he’s not, you guys are great together. But if he is, I will kill him.
Wymack: The thing about youth culture, is, I don’t understand it.