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anyone: *mentions someone named andrew, not related to aftg whatsoever*
me: Andrew Minyard didn’t look like much in person, blonde and five feet even, but Neil knew better. Andrew was the Foxes’ freshman goalkeeper and their deadliest investment. Most of the Foxes were self-destructive, whereas Andrew seemed keen on collateral damage. He’d spent three years

chavisory:

nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear:

kelssiel:

cool concept: demons and monsters being defeated by disabilities

-a demon waits to scare a woman as she opens her eyes she doesn’t notice because she’s blind

-the boogeyman grabs the child’s ankle as they climb put of bed, it’s prosthetic the child doesn’t notice

-sirens fail to lure the deaf sailor for obvious reasons

-the schizophrenic doesn’t pay any attention to the demons telling them to do things because it’s the same shit as always

-the demon screams in frustration as the guy with ADHD he’s possessed keeps forgetting that he came into the kitchen to kill his family not wash the dishes

-the devil tries to create an unholy union to give birth to the anti-christ he is thwarted by the man’s severe anxiety disorder

-demons try to torture a person with chronic pain who just thinks they’re having a bad pain day

-demons attempt to force a person read the rite that will summon Satan fails because of their speech impediment

-Satan possesses a person with the intent to use them in a mass murder, except that they’re a severe agoraphobe and can’t leave the house

-monster uses candy as a lure to trap a child for dinner, but they have Type 1 Diabetes and don’t eat sweets so they ignore it

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