simonspear:

okay so listen:

• andrew never pays attention to literally anything going on with his exy career
• like seriously? he goes where they tell him and does what he’s contractually obligated to do 
• so when he had to wear a weird suit and pretend to block a bunch of fake shots he thought it was probably some weird form of monitoring his health or muscles
• of course he doesn’t tell neil about it in their nightly skype calls becuase it’s unimportant in his mind
• unknown to andrew, neil also did the same thing but doesn’t much care for video games so he also says nothing
• basically a literal day after it’s happened they’ve both forgotten about it 
• but then the game comes out 
• and everyone starts tweeting them about it
• and making funny vines with 6-foot whatever kevin day being checked by 5′0″” andrew minyard
• (it’s probably some thing where you can just like assign the players any position for fun idk)
• neil picks up on it an favorites a bunch of videos on twitter
• (poor boy didn’t know other people could see his likes)
• and of course matt calls neil the day it comes out
• “neil! you didn’t tell me we’d both be in a video game together?!? how sick is that! you totally have to come over and play, bro”
• basically neil loves it because he gets to play as andrew and ends up mimicking him as he does it 
• “my names andrew and i squish garbage in the can until it’s too full and i refuse to take it out”
• “hey guys, watch out! i have the ball and i’m not afraid to beam it at your ankles if you look at me the wrong way!”
• “i’m andrew and i pretend to hate the cats but wheni think neil’s not looking i make kissy noises at them and hold them in my arms”
• “neil’s bothering me so i’m going to pretend he’s a vegetable and pretend he doesn’t exist”
• of course andrew catches him doing it one time when neil thought he was home alone and was playing online with matt
• (he was home alone but had jumped into a monologue as andrew and was too distracted to hear him walk in for his weekend visit)
• of course andrew decides to get him back by doing the same thing as neil
• “my name is neil and i’m an idiot who has no self preservation”
• “watch out kevin, i’m here to steal your one true love away, the court”
• “did you guys know that i leave my socks all over the apartment becuase that’s where they belong?”
• it definitely turns into a way for them to get out their petty aggression on one another
• and if one of the foxes just happens to post multiple videos of it online and create a small phenomena, then that’s between them and the thousands of views