raventrash:

gansey 

• cocks his head a lot
• likes old movie humor, i.e. humor that no one else finds funny 
• scared of horses, cows, chickens, every barnyard animal really 
• regularly embarks on highly ambitious cooking projects. sometimes they work out, sometimes they don’t, but everyone pretends to love it anyway so that he won’t feel bad
• the ultimate prank-ee

ronan

• would die before missing one of matthew’s terrible organ recitals 
• not so secretly loves to cuddle with everyone especially when sleepy 
• delights in sending the k text
• lowkey mom of monmouth (“dick have you eaten once today, put the goddamn book down”)

blue

• loves boxed wine
• one of those people who’s reserved when you first meet her (or when she’s in an unwelcoming environment) but lights up once she’s in her element
• pulls over the car to pet dogs and outgoing farm animals
• also pulls over the car when anyone starts arguing too loudly

adam

• fixes not only cars but everything, a classic all around handyman
• asked ronan to dvr the victoria’s secret fashion show
• absolutely ruthless at tabletop games; made gansey’s bottom lip tremble when he hit him with back to back draw 4s in uno
• just wants a massage

henry

• that one friend who’s into making really fancy handcrafted cocktails
• also that one friend who gets really really deeply into learning everything about, like, seventeenth century pirate culture one week and then the next week they’re onto doomsday prep or something
• the best dancer u know
• drunkenly donates $5,000 to random peoples’ gofundmes

noah

• my chemical romance
• sometimes hovers in people’s rooms while they’re sleeping just to?? make sure they’re okay?
• writes flattering urban dictionary entries for all his friends
• prank king