thewarlocksbitch:

i am going to say something that we all know but do not realize or appreciate: when gansey was on the rowing team he definitely wore nike shorts (the SHORT ones) with spandex underneath and he definitely didn’t change out of them right when he got home from practice so ronan would wake up and see gansey first thing and as a result he definitely started each day with a gay crisis 

theravenncycle:

The Raven Cycle characters as John Mulaney quotes

Gansey: “I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much. It’s exhausting”

“you could pour soup in my lap and I’d probably apologize to you”

Blue: “you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair”

“I am very small, and I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under”

Ronan: “sometimes babies will point at me, and I don’t care for that shit at all”

“I’m very gay, I’d like a few dollars”

Adam: “I’ll keep all my emotions right here. And then one day I’ll die”

“In terms of like, instant relief, canceling plans is like heroine”

Noah: “I don’t look like someone who used to do anything. I look like I was just sitting in a chair eating saltines for 28 years and then walked right out here”

“What’s new pussycat”

Henry: “I am a proud Asian American woman, and you will treat me with respect”

“I hear you honking, and I also don’t want me to be doing what I’m doing”

Bonus:

Kavinsky: “eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs”

Maura: “this is an office…” *looks at Ronan and Adam* “could be a nursery”

Mr. Gray: “one black coffee”

Malory: “Everyone get out of my way! I just want to sit here and feed my birds”