This show can’t happen simply because nobody is beautiful enough to play Adam Parrish guys I’m SORRY this show is CANCELLED
Tag: the raven cycle
“Blue was perfectly aware that it was possible to have a friendship that wasn’t all-encompassing, that wasn’t blinding, deafening, maddening, quickening. It was just that now that she’d had this kind, she didn’t want the other.”
“Ronan and Blue gossiping about their boyfriends and beating up anyone who talks shit about their boyfriends” is out, Ronan and Blue experimenting with Aesthetics such as black painted nails and new piercings, vandalizing the property of politicians and business moguls with the understanding that Ronan will take the fall for Blue if necessary because he likes vandalism and has nothing to lose and Blue likes activism, and following animals around all day as it they’re persistence hunting but the end goal is animal cuddles is in
i’m sorry i just will literally never stop finding it tragically hilarious how adam, gansey, and ronan’s narration about each other always basically boils down to “these two… the most handsome and intelligent and talented people in the Entire World… have no reason to be friends with Me, a Literal Trash Can” no matter the context or tone of the scene
no but seriously this is really sad but the fact that it happens so frequently and with basically no prompting makes it kind of funny like
ronan: *puts any effort into anything ever*
gansey and adam: ronan lynch is a god among men, the most improbable and incredible creature ever to walk the earth, he could crush me with one hand and his cheekbones could slice off my entire facegansey: *wrecks his clothes and hangs out in a pile of garbage*
adam and ronan: gansey is a prince and my king, he is so beautiful, so classy, he is the perfect human specimen and i love him more than life itselfadam: *breathes*
ronan and gansey: oh my god, amazing, how did you do that?? you’re better than this town you’re better than me you’re better than all of us, do you even know how talented you are? here take my walletmeanwhile blue’s just like “yeah they’re okay or whatever, now back to MY story”
- “Ronan kissed me,” […] “I also kissed him.”
- […]
- Everything Ronan had ever said about Adam reconstructed in Gansey’s mind.
(a few days earlier)
Ronan: I’m so fucking in love with Adam Parrish.
Gansey: huh, lol, aren’t we all
Ronan: *puts fist through wall*
In that moment, blue was a little in love with all of them. Their magic, their quest, their awfulness and strangeness. Her raven boys
The Raven Boys Reread Things
– Gansey’s a frappuchino drinking nerd I bet he can’t even handle real coffee
– Adam has a secret warning knock for monmouth. Its such a #clubhouse honestly these boys
– For some reason there are copies of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition all over the place?? I honestly can’t imagine who they belong to????? who would buy them???
– What the heck ever happened to Ashley? She was prepped to be a major character with all her knowledge about Glendower and connection to Declan and then she just vanishes completely?? Is she actually Piper, just pretending to be Ashley and picking up hot young men?
– Ronan collects his speeding tickets. What a dork.
What’s it like to dream?, Blue asks, fareaway from the others. Cabeswater’s warm air is all around them, trees whispering in mild summer breezes and Ronan stops in his tracks, momentarily lost in the moment.
Like falling in love, Ronan whispers finally and watches Adam from afar.What’s it like to dream?, Matthew asks one day after they leave the church. Suits rumpled from sitting too long, the bells still chiming in the background. His keys feel unnaturally hot and heavy in his hand.
Like being God, Ronan smiles, razor-sharp and drives away.What’s it like to dream?, Kavinsky cackles over the brutal sound of his roaring engine. The air reeks of gasoline and sulfur and Ronan feels like something’s burning on a leash, a graveyard of wasted dreams between them.
Like destroying the world, Ronan says and leaves without a second glance.What’s it like to dream?, Gansey asks full of excitement, eyes glistening in the dark night. They’re sitting side by side and Ronan watches in silence as Gansey builds his miniature Henrietta anew. There’s the faint sound of a buzzing insect somewhere in the manufacture that keeps him alerted.
Like waking up, Ronan murmurs and closes his eyes against the cold air.What’s it like to dream?, Declan snarls with something like disappointment on his tongue. They’re fighting, they always are and Ronan throws as much punches as Declan does – perhaps even more so.
I don’t dream, Ronan bristles and puts his guard up again, shoulders square, face blank when Declan’s fist hits him.What’s it like to dream?, Noah whispers, voice thick of grief and fear. An old chimney clock is ticking somewhere inside Monmouth, remind them that their time is running out. Ronan reaches out but Noah is cold, frozen skin over frozen bones.
Like cheating death, Ronan answers, voice painfully aware of Noah’s fading presence.What’s it like to dream?, Adam asks carefully and looks at Ronan with a small smile. The smell of fresh air is all around them, cows sleeping peaceful in wide green fields, the Barns towering in the background like a reassuring presence.
Like coming home, Ronan says and places kisses along Adam’s fingers one by one.
some are born kings, imperious and grand, from the time breath first touches their lips.
some are born kings, but the crown, destined to be discarded, rests heavy on their heads.
some are born kings, into quiet places where kings are not welcome, and yet they cannot be anything but striking and wonderous
― maggie stiefvater, the raven king