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autumnalhogwarts:

Neil and Andrew buy tampons

  • Neil and Andrew stopped by the girls room on their way to the store to see if they needed anything
  • Dan said “yeah Tampax Active”
  • From the bed room Allison yelled “tampax pearl lite”
  • After a pause she added “And the always nighttime pads”
  • “Orange or purple?” Neil’s asked
  • “Orange” said Renee
  • “Okay, gotcha, we’ll be back in like an hour” said Neil
  • “You know what all that means? I always get so confused when they ask me to buy them” said Matt
  • “It’s not hard to figure out if you take ten seconds and actually read the box instead of grabbing the first thing you see and running away” said Neil as he walked out the door
  • He heard a chorus of Ooohhh burn from the girls as he walked away
  • Once they got to the store they walked straight to the health section to grab the girls stuff
  • Neil realized he didn’t ask about what size box so he got the middle one for everything.
  • Andrew grabbed each of the girls favorite ice cream flavors in the freezer isle and stopped by the candy isle to grab three bags of different caramels
  • As they checked out the teen cashier asked if the tampons were for his girlfriend
  • “Oh no…. for my sisters” Neil replied
  • “Sisters, like more than one?” Asked the teen
  • “Three” Neil said
  • “Good luck then man”
  • Andrew threw three candy bars on the belt right and Neil glared at him
  • “Remember what happened last month?” Andrew said
  • “Oh yeah… But we’re already getting them ice cream and candy” Neil said
  • “You can never be over prepared” said cashier, “can I ask what happened last month?”
  • “I offered Allison the last cookie and she said I could have it and then cried when she got home and found out I ate because she wanted it,” Neil said, “but that was right after a test so she probably wasn’t actually crying about the cookie”
  • As they left the cashier called good luck after them
  • They dropped off the regular groceries in their room, then carried the snacks and tampons/pads to the girls room
  • When Allison saw the candy she started kissing Neil’s head until he mumbled that Andrew picked them out, then she said “I can’t kiss him so I’ll kiss you even more”
  • Dan and Renee smothered Neil in a group hug and Dan called called out to Matt “See Neil knows how to treat a girl”

That is so cute