Aaron sees the glass as half empty. I see it as half full; that’s why we make a good team. Kevin on the other hand just drinks right out of the bottle, Neil wonders why it has to be glass, and Andrew usually breaks the glass by putting his feet up on the table.

Nicky Hemmick (via incorrecttfc)

berry-muffin:

Drunken shenanigans in Columbia where three idiots wanted to reconnect with their inner child and then promptly passed out. The only sober people in the company decided to commemorate this event with a photo that can currently be found on the wall in the Foxhole Court’s lounge.

I’d like to thank Team Rocket for the inspiration.