Aaron: Imagine if someone handed you a box of all the items you have lost throughout your life.
Neil: My childhood innocence! Thank you for finding that.
Andrew: My will to live! I haven’t seen this in years.
Nicky: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Kevin: Mental stability, my old friend!
Nicky: What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?
Andrew: I don’t know
Nicky: It becomes daytrogen
Andrew: Im going to bed
Neil: Good nitrogen
Kevin: Sleep tightrogen
Aaron: Don’t let the bed bugs biterogen
the monsters + Instagram featuring Kevin Day, our favourite Exy obsessed babe, a very much in love Aaron Minyard, half emo half gay Andrew Minyard, Neil Josten who is too hot and Exy obsessed for this world and then Nicky Hemmick, everybody’s favourite gay angel
I’m not quite happy with how it turned out, cause damn itNeil, what even is your face!!! And I’m still not sure if I like the twins better with shorter or longer hair… And Kevin turned out way to Japanese for a person with no Japanese ancestry what-so-ever (at least I think so?); plus yay to nondescriptive, boring backgrounds!!who needs them anyway ???
+ like loathes them
+ specifically centipedes and spiders because “nothing should have that many legs”
+ every time he sees a bug in his home he flinches, backs away, and tells it to fuck off for good measure
+ and then continues to COMPLETELY ignore the spot of the house it’s in until he’s sure it’s bound to be gone
+ once he didn’t go near the toaster in the corner of the kitchen for eight straight days because there was a spider living there and he refused to ask neil to kill it
+ the only reason he ended up going back is because neil finally decided to check out what was wrong
+ found the spider and smashed it with a shoe
+ which he had to physically show to andrew
+ who kept insisting the spider had nothing to do with it
+ neil knows better than to ask about it
+ the same cannot be said for nicky, defender of all bugs who also squeals every time he sees them
+ one day he asks andrew about the thing with the bugs even though kevin and neil both shot him looks that clearly said “don’t ask”
+ of course nicky asks
+ andrew just ignores him at first and pointedly directs his attention to kevin to call him stupid for something
+ and nicky’s like, “they’re not doing anything wrong andrew they’re just bugs”
+ “first of all, they are unwelcome guests in my home, just like yourself”
+ “second, legs.”
+ nicky and kevin leave not too long after because now andrew is in an even more sour mood and neil isn’t even /trying/ to help
+ later neil asks andrew about it
+ because he’s curious and also he finds it kind of endearing
+ (because scary andrew is afraid of BUGS and that boy is nothing if not a collection of endless surprises neil aches to understand)
+ he expects andrew to brush off the topic or ignore him
+ he doesn’t
+ instead andrew has this expression that can be explained as nothing other than “disgruntled”
+ “the legs”
+ hes practically grinding his teeth when he says it, like it’s something personally offensive
+ “nothing can get away with having that many legs /and/ breaking and entering.”
+ “one is a personal attack on me and my person and my home. the other is a felony”
+ neil CANNOT stop smiling
+ he kills every bug in the house without question after that
Nothing but My Aching Soul 
