purmeka:

• dan laughs A LOT. she has a really loud, vibrant laugh and it makes it hard for anyone to stay angry at her for too long since it’s infectious 
• sometimes the foxes get way too enthusiastic about knocking their sticks together that they either get stuck in a loop of repeatedly hitting at each other or end up pseudo sword fighting before wymack tells them to knock it off
• aaron can handle the school labs that involve examining preserved cadavers and labeling organs but put a dead animal in front of him and he immediately turns green
• kevin makes the best omelettes but a part of his soul withers whenever andrew piles on a huge handful of cheese onto his portion when kev cooks it for him
• allison actually goes on to become a pro exy player, thanks
• the upperclassman LOVE taking selfies obnoxiously cheesing it with the monsters unaware and looking morose in the background
• some members of the track team occasionally come by neil’s dorm to ask him to go on a jog with them and he rarely turns them down
• nicky and the twinyards are the only ones of the foxes that can ride a bike
• nicky never lives this down 
• ‘‘I can’t believe Me, a humble backliner, is actually better at something than the Renowned Exy Striker, Kevin ‘The Queen’ Day???? What has the world come to?’’ 
• ‘‘I learned how to ride a bike last year, could you drop it already.’’
• there are a lot of older women in some of aaron’s courses that are studying to become a RN and they tend to dote on him
• everyone has seen matt with his hair not spiked up but they always act as if they don’t recognize him
• “Hey Aaron, bathroom’s free if you need to use it”
• “Who the fuck are you”
• once when the foxes were playing at the trojans, alvarez offhandedly mentions her team’s record winning streak at paintball to matt and thus begins the intense paintabll rivalry between the foxes and trojans
• it becomes so intense that they get enough attention on social media to start holding annual fundraisers through it
• allison and neil are the daredevils of the team
• they’ve kissed wymack on the cheek before and after practice like it was routine
• allison has come up with and performed a dance number on the spot with dan when they were out shopping with nicky 
• once, neil and allison crossdressed and went as each other’s date for an event. they looked amazing.
• neil has willingly jumped into various bodies of water with all his clothes on (andrew hates it, he never lets him in the car when he does this)
• the only bet that andrew has willingly participated in was whether he or matt could benchpress more
• andrew beat him
• allison and renee have done the chapstick challenge and it’s the most adorable video on their joint channel
• speaking of, allison and renee run a youtube channel together, thanks.
• allison mostly vlogs &does makeup reviews (renee also typically guest stars as the person allison puts makeup on or does her hair, for tutorials) they occasionally also do those couple tag videos (chubby bunny, vids where they answer fan questions together, doing makeovers on each other. they sometimes do a mukbang)
• nicky is the only one out of the monsters that consistently uses snapchat and he laments about it all the time
• but he also thanks his stars since he’d definitely be buried in columbia if the twins or kev ever saw the snaps he took
• the snap stories he manages to make are legendary okay
• there’s this one locker that no one uses at the foxhole court, and that no one knows the combination of to open so there’s constant speculation of what’s inside of it
• allison: the other day i heard a phone ringing from inside of it
• dan: you’re full of shit, how would a phone be in there for so long and not lose it’s battery?? mine loses it within the hour
• allison: shut up, that’s ‘cause your phone is shit. i swear i heard it.
• nicky: actually, i’m pretty sure wymack keeps his stash in there
• aaron: no he fucking doesn’t, shut up nicky
• nicky: ARE YOU SURE THOUGH? THINK ABOUT IT
• dan: i bet the janitors just store cleaning supplies in there, you guys are putting too much thought into it
• nicky: nooooo, c’mon, that’s not fun
• allison: hey neil, you know how to crack locks, could you open the locker?
• neil: … it’s not locked…….?
• allison: no way, you’re lying
• neil: for once i’m not
• matt: FUCK HE’S RIGHT, IT’S OPEN