It started out as a movie night
until none of the Foxes could agree on a movie to watch.
Somehow between arguing over movies
and Nicky showing up with a lot of booze, someone (Matt) came up with the great
idea that they should have a team-bonding night instead by playing question
games.
Nearly everyone started to refuse
before Allison reminded them of all of the bets they could settle tonight with
a pointed look towards Neil and Andrew who were sitting side-by-side on the couch.
Nicky (who was already five shots
in) suggested fuck/marry/kill
(I’ve found some motivation so I’m gonna try writing up a load of headcannons I came up with last night)
I don’t know much about sport but I’m guessing the big teams have YouTube videos featuring promos and highlights and stuff so obviously The Foxes have one too. Except there’s doesn’t just include promos and highlights. It also has iconic videos such as:
Ex-homeless person does my makeup.
Neil does Allisons make up and they have a chit-chat. Lots of orange eye shadow is used cause Neils a nerd. Also talk about resources for homeless people and ways other can help. Allison also donates a bunch of money to shelters etc.
Family Hotdog Eating Contest *emotional*
Featuring the twins and Nicky going head to head. Andrew wins. Kevin’s crying in the distance because CALORIES! Aaron pukes. Nicky does a 30 second burp. It’s a mess.
Slimy Foxes
All sit around at the court and make slime. Neon orange slime. Nicky spills glitter everywhere. Matt gets his stuck to the ceiling. Neils’ falls on his very expensive jeans. Allison is yelling. Wyamck walks in to a disaster zone and walks back out again immediately.
Trying British Candy.
Kevins crying again. Andrew is eating everything. Nicky starts choking. Neils suddenly switches back to a british accent mid video. Everyone is perplexed. Andrew is living his best life cause sweets and neils accent. (He ends up taking the left over candy and also Neil up to the roof for sour and sweet tasting kisses)
Reacting to Exy conspiracy theories.
Kevin is horrified by most of them but goes all dreamy eyed throughout all the Jeremy Knox conspiracies.
Carpool Karaoke.
Ft all the foxes on the bus, hopped up on vodka and energy drinks after a game, belting out to fox themed songs.
Dance to the death.
Matt and Dan competition. Anytime/where when What Does The Fox Say they have to dance. Matt breaks out mid pop quiz when Nicky sneaks into his class. Also at grocery store, doctors office, mid game (everyones so surprised lets Neil score)
Innuendo Bingo
Nicky is literally the worst. Whoever he’s going up against always ends up soaked. Nicky vs Andrew is hilarious and filled with glares and in the end Andrew just spits it all in Nickys face to be petty.
Chubby Bunny Challenge.
Kevin has to commentate an Exy Game with his mouth filled with marshmallows.
Try Not To Laugh
Andrew wins obviously but he goes all funny when he heard Neil giggle at a cute dog video and just stares at Neil.
Couples Yoga Challenge.
Literally all the paired up foxes do it. And then there’s just Kevin and Nicky paired up and its the most stressful thing to watch. Dan and Matt and up making out. Neil and Andrew are both so short but w Andrews strength they nail every single one.
Honestly their content is so weird and most coaches would be like NOPE but Wymack doesn’t really care and they’re happy and he secretly watches all of their videos in his office with some scotch.
Fight because you don’t know how to die quietly. Win because you don’t know how to lose. This king’s ruled long enough—it’s time to tear his castle down.
Nothing but My Aching Soul 