Tag: the foxes

key-called-home:

A Look At Neil Josten’s Snapchat | part 1/?

this started out as an excuse to draw andrew and neil in the cat filter but i got carried away and now im using this series to counter all the angst ive posted 

the skiing one was inspired by syeda @audreil <3333 

Neil: Rules are made to be broken.
Kevin: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Nicky: Uh, pinatas.
Aaron: Glow sticks.
Renee: Karate boards.
Matt: Spaghetti, when you have a small pot.
Andrew: Your hand.
Everyone:
Andrew: what? too far?

lastaled:

Who’s feeling like some gratuitous Fox headcanons? I know I am. Here we go. 

  • Dan can military press Matt 
  • Nicky once filmed her do it and put it on the foxes’ official Twitter 
  • unsurprisingly, the general response was “raw me" 
  • somewhere on Katelyn’s phone or computer there is a 20 minute video of Aaron drunkenly ranting about gender roles in Les Miserables. Even stranger than the fact that he doesnt even take any classes where this is a relevant topic is that the rant is completely coherent and doesn’t contain a single grammatical error. Katelyn has tried time and again to produce an encore, but so far, no dice. 
  • Nicky, when tired enough, will completely forget the difference between English, Spanish, and German, and never finishes a sentence in the same language as when he started. Only Neil knows all three well enough to understand him in this state. 
  • Allison hasn’t lost an arm wrestling contest in 6 years. Doesn’t matter if her opponent has muscles bigger than her head. Allison. Always. Wins. 
  • Kevin has what i like to call “teddy bear syndrome”, meaning if he’s asleep and you give him something to hold, he will cling to it like his life depends on it 
  • it stems from his early days with Riko, when he went to sleep every night holding a picture of his mom, until he lost it one day
  • sorry this was getting a bit too smiley for me. Back to the doofus-fest.  
  • the foxes have taken advantage of this for many hilarious purposes, such as pictures oh him cradling a bottle of vodka (like he has to be asleep for that, the goddamn alcoholic) or unknowingly choking the life out of Aaron 
  • (when Kevin asked Aaron where all the bruises came from at practice the next day, Andrew commented that he and Katelyn were probably trying some new stuff. Neil had to be benched because he couldn’t stop laughing)
  • Neil fucking loves dragging Kevin. And I don’t mean “he’s a shitty player” or anything like that. I mean that because he is technically the best player on the planet, people tend to forget that Kevin’s also a twenty-something year old college student, and Neil is determined to remind people that twenty-something year old college students are fucking disgusting 
  • The worst part is that since Neil and Andrew aren’t out yet, he has nothing to get back at him with because Neil is a goddamn Saint when it comes to hygiene. It is hell. 
  • of course, eventually they do come out, and when they do. Hoo boy. The stories Kevin has to share.

Board Games with The Foxes

cabeswaterlovesthem:

What if instead of watching movies, the Foxes decide to have Board Game Night. Nicky saw the “Family Game Night “ commercial and literally was like “Hey! We should do that!” Of course, nobody wants to at all.

So the Foxes end up all voting Andrew to pick the first game, thinking this is a sure way for Game Night to never happen.

Except that Friday, Andrew walks into movie night holding a box.

It’s Monopoly.

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the foxhole court family <3

anactualfairyqueen:

  • basically neil adores his family 
  • like he is 100% invested in them 
  • and they are so proud of him (yes, even kevin)
  • like kevin and him will sit for hours rewatching the same Exy games, making terrible exy jokes (’hey, day?’ ‘what?’ ‘this is exylent’) 
  • and neil will agree to sample his protein shakes even though they all taste horrible and healthy 
  • like basically the two are indeed friends, no matter what reporters says, seeing kevin day basically screaming at neil for being so fucking stupid half the court away, neil flipping him off without even looking. 
  • neil also always waits for renee after her bible group. they meet late every wednesday and end around 10 at night and he finishes class at 9 but he doesn’t mind waiting because it is a long walk across campus at night and he knows renee is perfectly capable of walking by herself, he just thinks she might not mind the company. 
  • she always tells him what pastel colour she plans on dying next, and he always asks how she does it exactly because renee’s hair always looks so perfect and they exchange hair dye tips and tricks. 
  • allison makes him go shopping 
  • and neil lets her critique his barely held together converse shoes. 
  • basically they spend entire days together and she drives him far away from the university and it helps him deal with his anxiety, with the car going faster and faster until the stress goes away. 
  • he’s also right there beside her at women right protests and movements, because he does not understand why guys think its weird to support how strong women really are. 
  • allison totally paints his nails for those events and he never minds. he likes it most when she does orange and white because he is such a team spirit nerd. 
  • dan and matt always take him out for pizza since it’s his favorite food. 
  • they go see a movie and basically run around taking the weirdest instagram photos e v e r. 
  • like neil planking in front of a fountain? got it. 
  • dan flipping off the statue of christopher fucking columbus? got it. 
  • matt trying to coax of a bunny rabbit in the park to trust him and be his forever best buddy? you better believe they got it. 
  • fans adore their instagram accounts. 
  • basically neil is dan and matt’s child and they adore him 
  • some idiot tries to attack nicky for being gay on twitter?
  • ohhhh poor life choice buddy because did you not know that is neil’s domain? 
  • like riko may have thought he was king of exy, but neil is the master of twitter. 
  • like basically he does not stop. he shreds the poor ignorant bastard and educates him on why exactly he is wrong and basically whenever someone tries to attack nicky’s sexuality he is right there ready to fight. 
  • (he is also the more polite one nicky can introduce erik without as much fear to because really? aaron or andrew? please son. neil is the one with more evolved manners, even if they aren’t much.)
  • aaron and him have a more basic relationship. 
  • sometimes neil hands him a bottle of water instead of throwing it at his face 
  • BUT 
  • he is always nice to Katelyn. that is without fail. 
  • and well 
  • andrew 
  • andrew is a bit more special 
  • “it’s always a yes with you”