Tag: the foxes

kween day: rude, has a stick up his ass, not a morning person, probably has a shrine dedicated to jeremy knox in his bedroom, his blood is probably just dissolved protein shakes, exy is sexy, string bean, everyone’s son and everyone’s boyfriend at the same time, probably thought that eating spinach actually made you strong after watching popeye as a kid, thinks sports movies are romantic, would use his own body for target practice if he got half the chance
neil “not fine” josten: 35 lies per hour, has literally never been fine. like ever. in his whole entire life, mommy issues, sad tumblr hoe, human piñata, unhealthily obsessed with exy & andrew minyard, probably thinks smoking is fucking aesthetic, still uses internet explorer, neck fetish, the oblivious friend™, the salt content in his body beats that of the dead sea
andrew murderyard: smol, probably eats nutella for breakfast, definitely drinks milk straight from the carton, *says he’ll stab you* *will actually stab you*, as emo as emo can get, i’m talking like emo as an actual fucking metal trash can, desensitised to every color except for black, talks like a fucking comic book villain, will fight any sentient being
aaron miniyard: angery, hates virtually everyone, *cough* homophobe *cough*, “i’m going to pretend i don’t know you”, transforms into a 12 y/o whenever he’s within the same radius as his crush, only marginally less emo than his brother, probably listens to a lot of rap, science is kewl
Miss Dan Probably Wilder Than You: BAMF, the best friend you wished you had, the girlfriend you wished you had, “he fell into a tank of piranhas”, pack alpha, starts feminist debates at parties, Stressed, the mom friend
allison baenolds: is fabulous, boss ass bitch, looks like a princess but could literally kill you, has watched every buffy the vampire slayer episode at least 5 times, drives a very pink car, has probably used her stilettos to kick a guy in the nuts, out of even god’s league
nicky hemmlickk ;): is loyal, the inappropriate friend, everything he says is an innuendo, the gay cousin who turns out to be gayer than you initially thought, always suspiciously cheery, probably tweets his entire life, TMI bro, ONLY EVER TEXTS LIKE THIS, will spank your ass as a greeting instead of a handshake & drive you home from work/school
renee Keep Walking: cute but she once plotted murders, the brand ambassador of cinnabon like she is literally the purest cinnamon roll, back tf up or you’ll probably get bitch-slapped (by a holy bible), she’s the cool older sister you’ve always wished you had kinda friend, a little gay for allison reynolds, her hair probably looks like a swirl of fucking twix yogurt??
matt oh boy!: fucking angel, protect him, no seriously, he like, descended from the heavens above, stays out of his girlfriend’s fights despite his better judgement bc he knows she can handle her own battles, gym rat, he recovers like a prostitute who converted to being a nun, neil josten is his pride & joy & if you touch a single hair on his head your ass gon’ get whopped, did i mention Neil Josten Protection Squad 2kFuckingForever Founder & Councellor??, the sweetest human bean in the entire series imho
seth “should’ve stayed in school” gordon: dead as a doorknob & a bigger dick than a rich white artist evading questions about cultural appropriation on Saturday Night Live, but you kinda feel sorry for him anyway because the author knows how to round out all her bloody characters

Foxes’ night at Eden’s Twilight

Renee: This “snake juice” is basically rat poison… everybody’s wasted!
Nicky [crying and pointing]: You don’t even know one thing and I didn’t even say one thing and then she asked me the whole thing and I didn’t even do it once.
Allison [swinging her drink around]: I’m like… an elephant, okay? If I walk into a room it’s like okay she’s in there.
Neil: I’m not gonna tell you… that- [points at Aaron] that bitch over there. I’m not gonna- I don’t- I don’t wanna brag?
Kevin [smiling to himself]: ………..bababooey
Matt: Turn this music down! [closes his eyes and sings] Farts and poop and love an’ stuff… Macaroni salad.
Andrew: [rambling in german with a cigarette in his mouth]
Dan: [bursts into laughter and coughs then procedes to drink in silence]
Aaron: [blacks out completely dancing to Who Dat Girl by Flo Rida]

The Foxes Play Fuck/Marry/Kill

allforthecourtt:

based off my earlier post

  • It started out as a movie night
    until none of the Foxes could agree on a movie to watch.  
  • Somehow between arguing over movies
    and Nicky showing up with a lot of booze, someone (Matt) came up with the great
    idea that they should have a team-bonding night instead by playing question
    games.  
  • Nearly everyone started to refuse
    before Allison reminded them of all of the bets they could settle tonight with
    a pointed look towards Neil and Andrew who were sitting side-by-side on the couch.
  • Nicky (who was already five shots
    in) suggested fuck/marry/kill

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allyasavedtheday:

okokok so yesterday me and @happyminyards started talking abt the foxes sneaking pictures of andreil to put up on the wall at the court and it becomes a Thing. like they start a competition to get the Ultimate photo but no one knows who’s taking what pics because they always put them up when no one else is around and anyway let’s go

  • so like, andrew and neil right
  • they’re not exactly what you’d call affectionate
  • especially in front of other people
  • but they have these Moments sometimes
  • where they seem to forget they’re not alone and the foxes get a glimpse of the Tender Touches
  • like after a particularly rough game where neil is sporting a fresh black eye and is maybe possibly concussed and andrew’s world seems to narrow to neil and he barely acknowledges the other foxes’ existence
  • bc neil is leaning against his locker, looking tiny in all his gear and his head is lolling like he’s about to collapse at any moment
  • and andrew just storms over to him, blustering through everyone else and not stopping until the tips of his shoes are touching neil’s and he cradles neil’s face in his hands, turning it slightly to inspect the bruise forming on neil’s cheekbone and around his eye
  • while neil just watches him blearily, one hand absently lifting up to lock around andrew’s wrist
  • and andrew’s face is still carefully blank but neil can see the concern there even if the other’s can’t. 
  • andrew whispers, “okay?” in german and neil nods his head slightly, not wanting to dislodge andrew’s hands
  • and eventually andrew just sighs, tipping his head forward until their foreheads press together
  • and it’s only a second, just so they can catch their breath, but nicky catches it
  • the picture is a little blurry around the edges but andrew and neil are both in focus, eyes closed in a rare moment of vulnerability
  • it appears on the wall the next morning

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battgvrl:

ok just bear with me here we know that neil could literally not care less about keeping his phone on or even charged and i imagine this wouldn’t change when nicky finally convinces him to upgrade to an iphone so just picture our boy leaving his phone all over the damn place and the foxes casually picking it up and taking a couple pictures before returning it to him

  • btw nicky sets a passcode for neil before handing it over (it’s totally 0310 let’s not kid ourselves) but you don’t need to know that to get to the camera so
  • nicky and matt take such goofy pictures like even when they’re trying to look good they exaggerate it so much that it’s funny
  • matt also takes a lot of group pics bc his arm is long enough to include himself in them amazing
  • nicky is the one responsible for most of the pictures of andrew’s group because
  • kevin literally could not care less for this. does it contribute to their exy skills? then get that phone out of his face nicky god damn it
  • he only takes a picture of himself once and its at some historical exhibit
  • aaron also never takes pictures bc he would never do neil the favor(?) of picking up his phone for him but you can bet that katelyn’s snuck in a couple of them when she runs into neil at parties with the vixens
  • in one picture she’s actually caught aaron laughing at some lame science joke the nerd and neil will never admit it but he thinks it’s the perfect example of why they’re right for each other
  • but his favorite is the one of aaron being used as an armrest by katelyn (probs taken by another vixen)
  • allison somehow manages to document anyone’s embarrassment on both her phone and neil’s
  • matt and dan take the most obnoxiously adorable couple pictures and at least a third of them originated on neil’s phone
  • renee pops up in group pics with all the girls but usually she ends up taking a lot of candid shots of the team
  • like she’s just really good at catching that one moment where everyone’s engaged and happy
  • allison and dan eventually talk her into taking a couple pictures of herself too, usually right after she’s redone her hair
  • and basically they all do their best to fill neil’s phone with pictures of themselves so that even when they’re not around in person he’ll remember that they’re family and they’ll always be there for him
  • and they just want to record every happy moment like a tangible wish for these memories to slowly outweigh every one of neil’s bad ones
  • and then there’s andrew

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hobikenobi:

nicky forces neil to get a new phone and eventually neil makes an instagram and as he starts getting more followers he gets more comfortable with having social media and does 60 second Q&A’s with the team at the fans request

  • the first one he does is with kevin because of popular demand
  • neil does it on the court after night practice with kevin and he reads a few questions that exy fans have commented on his previous posts
  • ‘kevin, what are you a queen of besides exy? no I’ll answer this, the answer is nothing, kevin sucks”
  • “fuck off neil” kevin gets serious and the rest of the video is kevin extensively and aggressively talking about exy until the timer cuts off
  • he does dan next and it’s the cutest 60 second video out there okay dan is sitting next to matt on the couch while neil is filming
  • he asks her how it feels to be “the best female exy captain in the NCAA” dan gets the biggest smile on her face and scrunches up her nose before she answers
  • ‘oh that’s sweet, who wants to know? I like this person. It feels great! but it’s stressful at times, there is a lot of sexism in the world but I usually ignore it in favor of focusing on how lucky I am to have such a great team.”
  • matt’s looking at her while she’s talking and u can literally see the love and admiration in his eyes, fans are crying in the comments about how cute they are, so am I
  • when he does renee, most of the comments are asking about her hair so she explains how she dilutes the bright colors by mixing them with conditioner to make them more pastel
  • “but that’s the easy part, root upkeep is the worst tho, I hate touch ups.”
  • neil vaguely knows what she’s talking about cause he’ll sit in the room when andrew helps her with her hair
  • nicky manages to tell half his life story in 60 seconds
  • neil uploads a second video of nicky giving advice to queer kids afraid to come out because of strict and religious parents or unsafe home lives
  • aaron walks away when neil tries to do his so instead neil uploads a five second video that’s just him zooming in on aaron sitting in a beanbag chair playing video games “aaron’s a dick.”
  • matt gets asked about his boxing background and he beams at the chance to talk about his mom
  • “she’s so badass, she taught me everything I know, she could kick anyone’s ass” he points at the camera “she’ll kick your ass. better watch out”
  • allison gives fashion tips, she also roasts neil for how he dressed when he first joined the team “god u guys should have seen him, fucking awful. nicky and I fixed him up tho, but it took a lot of work cause neil likes to make things difficult” 
  • when neil gets to andrew nobody expects him to actually upload anything but when he does the results are hilarious
  • neil sits next to andrew with the camera frontfaced so half of neil’s face is in the frame, andrew is curled up on the couch with a pint of ice cream and his glasses on “it’s time for your interview andrew”
  • andrew just stares at him
  • “why didn’t you sign with the rav- wait that’s a stupid fucking question, we’re not doing that one. alright. how many times have you and aaron been mistaken for one another?” 
  • andrew stares at the camera in silence
  • “tragic. next question. how are you so good at blocking goals?
  • silence
  • “incredible. what is your honest opinion about kevin day?”
  • andrew stares for a couple seconds before rolling his eyes and getting up to walk away, neil laughs and nods “I agree” 
  • BONUS: andrew has neil’s phone while they’re on the roof, neil is holding his cigarette and andrew starts filming, pointing the camera so you can only see neil
  • “hey junkie, it’s your turn to be interviewed” “alright” 
  • “how does it feel to finally have a real home?” 
  • neil smiles softly, but he’s looking at andrew not the camera “like I’m finally living, like I’ve got everything I could ever want”
  • there’s a short pause before you can faintly hear “285%” and the video cuts off