Tag: the foxes

the foxhole meme

jeremynox:

  • unspoken
    team rule to flip off every raven on campus  
  • allison:
    no fear
  • nicky: neil
    in jorts 
  • allison: one
    fear  
  • dan
    sets aaron’s alarm to ‘bad case of lovin’ you’ he can’t figure out how to
    change it and he is apoplectic with rage  
  • she
    changes it to a different doctor themed song whenever he gets particularly
    annoying  
  • wymack
    gets a mug that says ’#1 dad’ every year, signed by all the foxes 
  • even
    andrew  
  • wymack
    doesn’t know if he should be touched or suspicious as fuck  
  • you’ve
    heard of kevin day now get ready for
  • kevout
    night
  • aaron: swears 
  • matt: covering neil’s ears, aaron that’s
    such a bad example to set for the children
  • nicky:
    why the heck do we have to be up so early?
  • dan:
    I know we’re all tired but let’s watch our fucking language
  • neil, opens his mouth in an interview
  • foxes: why r u like this  
  • nicky:
    kevin here is ur disgusting Health smoothie why do u even drink it
  • kevin: eating vegetables increases life span  
  • nicky:
    so do you have any positives or  
  • ‘hey
    kevin here’s another picture of jeremy go add it to your shrine we’ll wait’  
  • neil: half
    asleep 
  • renee: neil what’s five plus one   
  • aaron,
    whispering:     twelve 
  • neil, bolting awake: TWELVE  
  • ‘what’s your favourite colour’ ‘exy’  
  • matt,
    pointing at fluffy puppy: neil it’s you  
  • andrew,
    pointing at dented trash can: neil it’s you
  • kevin: yeah everyone on our team is rly
    passionate abt exy we always give it our all  
  • camera
    pans to andrew. he is sitting down in the goal, sunglasses on, neil fanning him
    as he lounges back. none of the referees seem to know what to do.
  • kevin:
    I am so sick of being alive (x)
  • allison,
    at every minor inconvenience:     ‘i don’t deserve this. i’m a nice fucking person’
  • referring to Kevin as various queens from
    history  
  • ‘yeah
    ok cleopatra shut the fuck up’  
  • ‘hey
    elizabeth i of england can u maybe like chill’  
  • ‘neil
    josten if u could come to the front of the shopping centre please ur mother dan
    wilds is here to collect u’
  • ‘kevin
    u know there are other sports except exy right’
  • kevin:
    sounds fake but ok

foxvvixen:

there’s so many foxes-playing-never-have-i-ever au headcanons going around but i give you this

  • super late post game stoli rasberry vodka shots
  • okay that’s one of my favorites but whatevs we’ll use it
  • andrew only drinks jack daniels
  • because he’s p r e t e n t i o u s
  • i hate jack
  • the freshman and the whiskey
  • and it’s so easy to make andrew drink and he hates them all so much because never have i ever killed someone? never have i ever been to juvie? never have i ever punched through a window?
  • these assholes play by targeting and tonight andrew’s the one getting targeted and he’s furious but neil’s laughing so whatever it’s fine
  • even the casual ones; never have i ever given a blowjob or never have i ever punched someone in the face ((everyone drinks))
  • but there’s one that nobody’s said yet because half the team can’t say it
  • they’re all thinking it but they’re all guilty of doing the same
  • finally when it’s renee’s turn allison whispers something into her ear. renee laughs (she has a laugh like windchimes)
  • “okay. never have i ever thought about kissing neil.”
  • there’s a brief pause, then;
  • andrew drinks
  • nicky drinks with the most guilty look on his face
  • allison drinks
  • matt and dan link their arms and take their shots together, laughing at an inside joke that no one wants to ask about
  • kevin lifts his glass halfway to his mouth, sighs, and takes the shot
  • neil watches this absolutely confounded
  • aaron looks a little sick
  • renee has the most smug grin on her face and it matches allison who was the real mastermind behind this one
  • “what the fuck.” neil says
  • aaron mimics it and reaches for the full bottle of vodka praying he won’t remember that in the morning

cabeswaterlovesthem:

This post got me thinking about all the ways the Foxes are petty with each other just to be assholes. So here’s some thoughts I had on the lengths the Foxes go to in order to get on each other’s nerves. 

  • When Kevin looks through the cabinets and finds candy and sweets, he always moves them to the top most shelf so that Andrew can’t reach. Oddly enough, he’s never seen Andrew climb the cabinets for the sweets. And yet somehow, he always has a bag of them open in his lap. Turns out Andrew just planted the sweets in the cabinet as a decoy and has his own hidden stash under his bed.
  • More often than not, Kevin gets super bossy during practices. So Dan likes to assert her position as captain by making Kevin run random laps in the middle of practice. Eventually, Kevin had broke down and turned to Wymack asking “Are you seriously letting her stop the scrimmage for me to run a lap?!” but Wymack just shrugged and said, “She’s your captain.” Secretly Wymack enjoyed Kevin’s incredulous expression of annoyance.

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pipedream:

i got the idea from this post but here is an extensive list of names the foxes group chat was definitely called at some point:

  • stick ball squad (the og name, lasted all of two seconds before kevin changed it)
  • the david wymack fanclub
  • nicky hemmick’s back up singers
  • fitness gram pacer test survivors 
  • neil josten appreciation task force (aaron left and had to get added back to the group chat upwards of thirty times during the duration of this name)
  • plexiglass fuckers anonymous
  • palmetto 99 
  • neil minyard™ (in homage to a misprint of neil’s name in the paper)
  • bad and naughty children get put with kevin day to atone for their sins
  • The Fuckening
  • neil’s moist bandana
  • we’re all GAY fuck you aaron