miniyrds:

myexalted:

miniyrds:

oh hell yeah do i think andrew is buff. but, dear anon, i see your buff andrew and raise you lean-muscled!neil. actually, you can have both

• andrew bench pressing the same amount as kevin and infinitely more effortless
• neil fucking josten sitting between andrew’s shoulders while he does push ups (someone wrote a hc for this before i remember who it is but i don’t wanna tag them bc that seems rude idk)
• andrew effortlessly carrying neil when he’s fallen asleep in the foxhole lounge, on the couch, at his desk, literally everywhere
• okay but lean!neil
• neil is a runner and a distance one at that. so he doesn’t have the thighs of a sprinter, his are more cut and defined and he literally has like .5% body fat so he’s pretty skinny but not
• he’s slim which was helpful for getting through tight places on the move and it helps him on the court because backliners are bricks and neil just dodges them effortlessly
• not to mention he’s slim enough to sit between andrew’s shoulder blades
• do not get me wrong though. in no way is he going to get blown over by a strong gust of wind. neil is extremely sturdy
• okay enough about that, here’s what i’ve been waiting for
• the great neil and andrew wearing each other’s clothes
• but with a twist
• see, andrew may be shorter, but he’s like twice as wide almost so when he grabs neil’s hoodie, it hugs his muscles in a way that makes neil Weak™ for the rest of the day
• but andrew’s hoodie on neil is perfect for lounging in because it’s loose and neil can do that sweatshirt sleeve slappy thing because it hangs off of him.
• idk i just really like buff!andrew and lean!neil together

I headcanon that the reason why Neil never really commented on Andrew’s size even tho he never shuts up about Andrew’s height is because Andrew is bigger than Neil and Neil is Salty™

Not only is Neil Salty AF, he’s also super turned on which is why he’s got that neck fetish. Andrew’s neck is veiny and it matches up perfectly with his extremely sharp jawline oh boy