Andrew: I hate Neil.
Renee: You’re holding his hand.
Andrew: Hatefully.
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Neil: At my age, do you know how I’m statistically most likely to die?
Andrew: At the hands of a teammate?
Neil: An accident.
Andrew: That’s how I’m going to make it look.
Andrew: Life is pointless. It would be better if we all just didn’t exis-
Neil: *laughing somewhere in the background*
Andrew: Life is a gift and we need to appreciate every moment.
Nothing but My Aching Soul 