coldsaturn:

lcerah:

coldsaturn:

wymack:

stuart is the embarrassing uncle that shows all of neil’s friends his baby pictures

#‘aND THIS IS NEIL WHEN WE WERE ABOUT TO GO BRUTALLY MURDER A GANG’#‘look at how precious he was’#okay so neil has no parents so stuart picks up the job of being embarrassing

omfg 

You mean something like this? (sorry i had to draw it)

“look at him! this was his favourite onesie, he never wanted to take it off”
“Is that blood!!???”
“Oh don’t worry it’s not his”

“Look at that face, everyone thought he was a girl with those lashes. So precious” 

“And oh! Here learning to load a gun!! He was so charming!!”

#bonus him holding a cleaver with his dad for angst
#sorry i had to
#Neil as a chubby enthusiastic still innocent kid is too good to pass
#also he probably idolised his father bc babies always try to get attention and his father wouldn’t play often with him
#so he’d follow him around the house 24/7
#and probably sneaked inside the room he was torturing someone in more than once
#hence the first photo

I’M LOSING MY SHIT