Tag: smh theyre not even being subtle about it

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After Palmetto, Andrew signed on to a good pro team and played there for 3 seasons before he and Neil get married bc they’re in love for legal rights or whatever

• The fact that Andrew Minyard was married came as a surprise to literally all of his teammates.
• There hadn’t even been an engagement that the team knew of.
• Andrew had simply shown up after the off season with a ring on his left hand.
• One of the new teammates, who’d had the least amount of experience dealing with Andrew was the one to ask if it was a wedding ring.
• “What the fuck else would it be?” Andrew replies
• probably the most some of his teammates had heard him say since he’d started playing for them three years ago
• Everyone sits in the lounge gaping at him until  Andrew sighed and finally confirmed their suspicions, “Yes it’s a wedding ring.”
• The captain was the first to get her act together and cleared her throat awkwardly. “I didn’t know you were seeing anyone.  Congrats, though, that’s awesome.”
• Andrew just like nods in her direction
• Another young teammate asks “What’s her name?”
• “Or his,” says the only teammate Andrew doesn’t actually hate
• Andrew answers “It’s none of your business.”
• Their coach is like “While I love this enthralling discussion of Minyard’s personal life, we need to focus on what I actually pay you to do.”
• And then they go back to focusing on exy and Andrew being married isn’t really brought up again but everyone remembers
• UNTIL

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