rithmeres:

part i // part ii

• kaz: man with a knife, remember?
  
  jes: man with a gun!
  
  kaz: t(ಠ‿ಠ)t
• the entire who-has-the-biggest-price-on-their-head competition. including, but not limited to: jesper’s disappointment at being worth ‘only’ 30,000 kruge. matthias’ disdain for kaz’s price of 100,000 kruge. kaz acting nonchalant about it all but you know he’s reveling in his spot as No. 1 Wanted Criminal
• nina “beguiling” matthias; aka dancing around him and poking his chest
• jes: ”sure, im skinny, but i stay drier in the rain.“
  
  matt: ”how?”
  
  jes: “less falls on me.”
  
  matt: why tf are all you people so weird
• oYSTERS, MISS?? (made Iconic by the audiobook but still)
• kaz just wants to run his hands through inej’s hair and get drunk on her laugh,,,,, boi u in so deep
• strontium chloride
• everything about colm ‘if I’m already aiding, i may as well abet’ fahey and his hat
• when matthias, kuwei, and kaz, aka Ketterdam’s Most Wanted, walked into the church of barter under protection of ketterdam law for kuwei’s auction and literally the entire world went nuts bc they couldn’t do anything about it
• when inej killed that poisonous lizard thingy in hellgate in the blink of an eye and matthias was like ‘yeah this one’s a demon too’
• “I definitely did not tell them to blow up the lab”
• wylan: my father is not evil
  
  wylan: *goes to saint hilde, sees what his father did to his mother, has an emotional breakdown in the middle of a road*
  
  wylan: my father is the satan devil incarnate
• #ham4crows!! i still cant believe leigh used ‘outgunned and outmanned’ in crooked kingdom
• ‘moose is probably your native tongue’
• when kaz went after the black tips to get inej and spilled “enough blood to paint a barn red” #getbrekked
• “you have crumbs on your cleavage”
  “don’t care" incredible.
• inej’s brass knuckles get ’em girl
• when kaz fought the dregs and he ripped two rusty nails out of an axe shaft and used them to gouge out a man’s throat #getbrekked #fightagangdownastaircase 
• setting raisins on fire
• nina; refusing to wake up: “the dead request five more minutes”
• WYLAN’S INTERROGATION (!!!) as if i didn’t need to hate Van Eck more. as if i didn’t need to have more feelings about wylan and the people that he loves. as if i didn’t need to be more concerned that the Plan was going to fall through the cracks yet again. as if i  d i d n ‘ t
• ‘be still, little bumblebee’ is…… an actual song in the grishaverse.
•  kaz,,,,,, c a m l y and p r e c i s e l y sliced up oomen’s face, rAMMED HIS FINGERS INTO HIS EYE SOCKET, RIPPED OUT his en t i r e eyeball from the root, and shoved a handkerchief wet with oomen’s own spit into the hole. without batting an eye. the ultimate #getbrekked.