“You have your own problems right now, Zenik, said a voice in her head. Stop worrying about saving the world and save your own ass. Sometimes her inner voice could be very wise.”
“Why do you like crows so much?” “Fuck. I don’t know? They look cool i guess”
“The water gets it, but the ice doesn’t fucking care”
“Nobody fucking die okay? Like seriously I’m not fuckin crying over any of you losers and I’m not going to organise any shit if you do die your corpse is staying wherever you fucking left it.”
Among them, it passed for good luck.
“Matthias, this is when you go like, ‘YOU’RE ALL FUCKING STUPID’. Remember???”
kaz brekker: fun prank: put $10000 in an envelope and mail it to me
inej ghafa: everything is free if you can run fast enough
nina zenik: I hate when I try to order a salad and my mouth says, “I’ll have a double Quarter Pounder with Cheese.”
jesper fahey: Write the name of someone you hate on your body everyday in permanent marker, so no matter how you die they’ll become a suspect.
wylan van eck: yea i do crimes; i’m a real bad kid. they even got me for possession once *eyes roll back into head, everything in the room begins to float*
matthias helvar:
“Wow the club is really dead tonight,” I say as I sheath my sword and admire the enemies I have slain. “Bartender I would like an alcohol”
kuwei yul-bo: If you can “pray the gay away” can you “pray the gay onto someone”?
Nothing but My Aching Soul 