āwhen we get our money, you can burn kruge to keep you warm.ā āiām going to pay someone to burn my kruge for me.ā āwhy donāt you pay someone else to pay someone to burn your kruge for you? thatās what the big players do.ā
If Netflix or whoever decides to adapt six of crows into a tv show I need there to be a teaser trailer with none of the main characters, itās just an unnamed old man in a work shop filled with steampunk prosthetics and other aids and when heās finally done he holds up whatever he was working on and itās a crows head cane and the screen changes to a date but then right before the trailer ends thereās a clip of a gloved hand wrapping around the handle
Kaz, to Pekka Rollins: Every time you talk, I hear that sound that plays when PAC-MAN dies.
Inej: Crime bosses are monsters. Except for you [Kaz], youāre fine.
Jesper: The English language can not fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts. So Iām incorporating Emoji into my speech to better express myself. Winky face.
Nina: All men are at least 30% attracted to me. My mother cried the day I was born, because she knew she would never be better than me. At any given moment, Iām thinking about one thingāNikolai Lantsov hunkered over eating dog food. I feel like Iām the Paris of people. Iām exquisite.
Wylan: Yeah, I might buy my shoes at a kids store and yeah, I might be scared of geese, but I am a damn good Dreg and I will not be made a fool of.
Wylan, about Van Eck: My dad always said, āBad news first because the good news is probably a lie.ā Fun factāhe made me cry a lot.
Wylan, about Jesper: He is so strong but so gentle. Heās like an enormous, muscular Ellen DeGeneres.
Matthias when he first joined the Dregs: Of course, totally. I mean, why would a death threat be a big deal? Oh, thatās right because it threatens death!
Matthias, to Kaz: Dude, just admit you ruined everything and turned our lives into a living hell. No biggie.
Kuwei: Iāve only been part of the Dregs for a day and a half, but if anything happened to them, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
This would be the perfect adaptation of Six of Crows: a Netflix miniseries with only 2 seasons (one for SoC, one for CK) and six episodes each. I made these pictures of what it would look like for me to open my Netflix app on my tablet and click on the Six of Crows show if it existed. AND IT LOOKS SO COOL GUYS!
I named each episode after eachĀ āpartā in the books, and since I didnāt know who would play the roles I just listed the character names underĀ āstarringā which still looks pretty awesome to me.
Anyway, I would give Netflix all of my money to make this happen!
āAll those words came to him, but others crowded in too: beautiful, charmed one. Rƶed fetla, he called her,little red bird, for the colour of her Grisha Order. The colour she loved.ā
Nothing but My Aching Soul 