“Look at your coach. Now at me. Back to your coach. Now back to me. Sadly, your coach is not me, but if you drink 16 flutes of champagne at the GPF banquet, your coach COULD be me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re at an onsen with the man your coach could be now. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s a bowl of katsudon and two engagement rings to “commemorate our partnership”. Look again, the tickets are now medals. Anything is possible when your coach is Victor Nikiforov. I’m on a poodle.”