justbadpuns:

I would tell you about a lengthy article on Japanese Sword Fighters but I will Samurais it for you.

best-of-turnblr:

voldemortcanyounot:

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

I am in physical pain

hannahismyharto:

dailybadjokes:

I, for one, like Roman numerals.

Bro this isn’t a bad joke it’s really well thought out

terramythos:

They call me handsome because I have some hands

officialkinghenryviii:

princessqueer:

theblackpoolmenace-senpai:

dramaddict:

one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas

I’m disgusted by my ability to get this joke

one might even call it

avocado’s number

NO.

palemusicjellyfish:

nicky: which way do you swing?

neil josten: i SWING 💜🖤this racquet to score 💯💯 no time 🚫for love when i do EVERYTHING for exy 📚🥅