the foxhole court as john mulaney quotes

neil: i’ll keep all my emotions right here and then one day i’ll die
andrew: it is 100% easier not to do things than to do them
aaron: sometimes, babies will point at me, and I don’t care for that shit at all
nicky: eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs
kevin: im really sorry about last night, it’s just that im mean and loud. it probably will happen again
dan: you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair
matt: THATS MY WIFE!
renee: i think emily dickison is a lesbian
allison: i am a proud, asian american woman, and you will treat me with respect!
wymack: i pulled up to the drive thru window at mcdonalds and ordered a black coffee for myself and kept driving. The one thing no kid at mcdonalds can every enjoy
riko: This is an on-fire trash can