thewarlocksbitch:

friend LETS here we fucking go

• okay one he’s actually such a nice person?? like he’s an asshole but a good asshole. and he tries so hard to be terrible but REALLY he’s just a flower of a person he’s so wonderful I want to kiss his nose

• I’m gonna tell u rn that I’m trying super hard for this to be only about ronan but i just woke up and wrote a pynch smut and ronan is so fucking gay he js so fucking!!! gay. i might not be able to help elaborating on that. so. warning.

• he loves so fiercely?? the entire gang is in love with eachother but he adores them! SO MUCh

• he dreams up fucking magical ass lotion for adam’s hands. he’s that gay

• ‘im always straight’ ‘oh, man, thats the biggest lie you’ve ever told’ oh my GOD they are so gay!!! they are so gay.and adam doesn’t even really know it yet poor bby

• HE DREAMS GANSEY THE PIG! admittedly he had to dream the pig bc he sort of stole it and wrecked it and needed to get it back bc it’s 90% of gansey’s heart, but still. he dreamt gansey his car back.

• he dreams gansey epipens and cures for stings oh my jeepers

• !!!!chainsaw. he loves her so fucking much. “the raven in his hands was his heart, finally laid bare” fucking. my smol bird mom. he dreams up a baby raven and names her after a fucking powertool.and he googles how/when to feed her and sneaks her into school to do so (i v strongly fuck with this. when i was in middle school idid the same thing with a kitten)

• he’s actually so chill with noah being dead. like at first he grieves but then he’s just. hey do u want to go street racing w me.

• the barns. literally “ronan loved it so much. he nearly couldn’t bear it. He wanted to destroy something.”

• he’ll do anything for his friends

• pushing adam in the shopping cart?? and looking “profoundly happy” after they crash and almost die. rip to my heart

• and then he and adam taking turns dragging eachother in a dolly behind the car? wtf

• he hates phones?? he despises them??? ronan what made u this way

• “don’t fucking swear” I love him

• WHEN THEYRE IN THE BOAT and the boys are feeling bad about not jumping into the water and ronan fucking rubs his shaved head and is like ‘i didn’t want to mess up my hair’ he’s so shitty

• he found his father after being beaten to death with a tire iron 😦 and before that he was so much happier and carefree 😦 bby 😦 :(:(

• HE LOVES ADAM SO MUCH rip in peace to me

• THE MURDER SQUASH SONG

• he sends gansey a pic of his dick with an Irish flag tied to it?? is this what boys do I don’t really think it is??

• HE USED TO COMPETE IN IRISH SINGING/DANCING COMPETITIONS ???

• he nearly faints everytime adam’s accent slips out (which is v often)

• he makes adam a fucking mixtape with the murder squash song and it’s labeled on one side PARRISH’S HONDAYOTA ALONE TIME and on the other A SHITBOX SINGALONG like imagine how long he spent on that he must’ve been so proud of himself

• again. he made adam a fucking mixtape

• oh another note. he calls adams car the hondayota. did u catch that

• he has a secret handshake with his little brother

• when he holds blue so tightly in that cave and presses his cheek into her shoulder

• AND THEN HE GIVES HER THE ONLY LIGHT! knowing he’ll be waiting by himself in the darkness. not knowing if she’ll even come back wow what a nice thing for an asshole to do :’-))

• he convinces some jesus lady to lie about a tax assessment to help adam!! he goes to church every sunday but it’s ok to sin for his friends :):):))

• he thinks gasoline tastes sexy what the fuck he’s so problematic

• he has the worst taste in music I feel so bad for him he is the WORST

• ’[Adam] realized that while he’d been looking at Ronan, Ronan had been looking at him.’ Let me LIVE

• he shows affection by throwing his friends out windows

• ‘kisses in the palms of hands’ HELP

• he spends many hours watching videos of baby animals on youtube. this is confirmed and the world is a better place.

• WHEN NOAHS ALL 😦 AND HE WRITES “REMEMBERED”

• spends $900 on a tattoo solely to piss of his brother?? what a dick

• “adam Parrish lived in an apartment above the office of St. Agnes Catholic Church, a fortuitous combination that focused most of the objects of Ronan’s worship into one downtown block.” !!!gay

• “I am being perfectly fucking civil.” !!!oh my goodness !! he sucks he sucks so much

• his fucking sex dream of adam and kavinsky only gets to them fucking touching his tattoo before he can’t handle it. so fucking gay

• he thinks of adam as his second secret oh my GOD

• he’s so apathetically rude and has the worst sense of humor :// my fave

• he is such a boy HIS ROOM DOOR IS COVERED IN SPEEDING TICKETS

• he is so endlessly loyal and loves so fiercely oh my go d

• he tries to make a ramp to make his car go in the air like some fucking monster truck show what an IDIOT

• HE LOVES MEMES

• he calls blue ‘maggot’ THATS SO FUCKING SWEET

• he’s so touched that his friends bury a body w/ him

• so gay. wow

• he holds baby mice to his cheek!! and has his friends pass it around!!! and then he ruins it by being sucky bc he just needs to be an asshole ronan love yourself

• ilove him so much i need to stop rn!! ronan sucks! !! he sucks