i spilt lipstick in your valentino bag

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OH, Y OU SPILA̶U̶G̸N̵B̵D̷A̷U̷H̸N̴A̵U̷G̵H̵-

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this is the new meme for February, y’all

famous vines in text form

Four female ghost busters? The feminists are taking over!

DU DU DU-

IM AN ADULT VIRGIN

CHRIS!1! Is tHaT A WeEd?!

No, this is a crayo-

I’M CALLING THE POLICE!111!!11!111

*BEEP BEEP BEEP*

911, what’s your emergency?

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

sO i’M SiTTiNG ThERe

Barbecue sauce on my titties

STAHP

I COULD’VA DROPPED MY

Croissant

I WANT TO SEE MY LITTLE BOY

here he comes

I WANT TO SEE MY LITTLE BOY

Calling people daddy is gross

Stop kink shaming me

Kink shaming IS my kink

HHA-AHH

What do you have?

A KNIFE!!!

NO!

Why does he have a knife?

ah, you can’t sit with us 🙂

actually Megan, I can’t sit ANYWHERE. I have

Hemorrhoids

ibroughtyoufrankincense

thank you

and i brought you myrrh

thank you

myrrh-DER

hhhhJUDAS. NO-

I am THE SAND GUARDIAN, GUARDIAN of the SAND.

Poseidon quivers before him!

fuck off!

I SAW YOU HANGIN OUT WITH KATELYN YESTERDAY

R-REBECCA IT’S NOT WHAT YOU THINK

I WON’T HESITATE

BITCH

*pew*

And they were roommates!

Omg, they were roommates

WHaT THE FUCK IS UP KYLE

THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T

FUCKING

LOVE YOU

two bros

Chilling in a

Hot tub

Five feet apart cause they’re

NOT GAY

What the fuck

Richard?

ᴬᵈᵃᵐ

Road work ahead?

UH, YEAH

I sure hope it does!!

Come to Del TAco

they have FREESH

FREESH A VACADO

How much money do you have?

uh

.69 cents

oH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

i don’t have enough money for chicken nugget

This house is a FUCKING NIGHTMAAAARE

remember time when I like you?

no

good………… cuz never happen

oh

aHAHOOOOOOO!

MOM THE CEILINGS ARE COLLAPSING

Honey, you’re on the TV stand

AAAAAAAAAAHHH