The real reason Andrew doesn’t like Jean is because he and Renee keep texting and calling and fuck off, Frenchman, she’s his best friend. He bets she doesn’t make Zombie Apocalypse plans with you.
Neil to Kevin: “Jean is interested in Renee. Give her his number and let’s see what happens.”
things andrew and renee have absolutely talked about while on their walks:
deep sea vs. deep space
which politicians are most likely to secretly be aliens in disguise
pluto
ongoing bets among the foxes
zombie evac plan
best/worst improvised rooms to find improvised weaponry
that last one probs branched out from their zombie prep discussion
assassin-fighting strategy (this is actually brought up pre-neil but gets revisited again later)
best candy (renee is a fan of super sour candy and andrew feels slightly betrayed™)
they agree on lots of toppings for ice cream tho and maybe possibly make fun of kevin who eats it plain or with fruit if he’s having any at all bc he’s a heathen
new colors for renee to dye her hair
how exactly wymack seems to have knowledge of so many marathons
scenarios for the foxes in a cutthroat kitchen-style cook-off
Nothing but My Aching Soul 