spanglebangle:

Ha I had fun with this one 😀 can you tell I’m getting tired though pfft

Rule number one of Criminal Psychology 101: Don’t make eye
contact with the five-foot stack of unimpressed boredom that is Professor
Minyard

Rule number two: if I catch you eating the abomination that
is sour candy one more time, Johnson, you’re getting an F on your next essay
and I don’t give a fuck

Rule number three: stay quiet and listen because he may
sound like he doesn’t care but he knows a shocking amount and will talk
non-stop about his subject if you don’t interrupt and holy shit is anyone
recording this because you might just pass this class if you can memorise this
shit

Rule number four: apparently the professor carries knives
around sometimes? Don’t ask stupid questions

Rule number five: ask the stupid questions in his office
after the lecture and receive a free mug of cocoa with your answer

Rule number six: he will absolutely refuse to talk about any
personal issues but rumour has it one girl had a nervous breakdown about her
grades and he just marched her to the medical wing and gave her a blanket pass
but if you tell anyone he will glare
at you and that’s worse than the knives

Rule number seven: don’t mention the cat hair on his sleeve

Rule number eight: the professor seems to mark up essays and
projects on the criminalisation of mental illness and prejudice in the law
system so get on that shit and what the fuck this is horrifying reading

Rule number nine: the professor’s been a bit more chilled
lately? The betting pool is getting ridiculous on what’s causing it but
everyone seems to think he’s found a good lay; do not ever mention the betting
pool out loud

Rule number ten: what the fuck is that a wedding ring

Rule number eleven: why yes it is Johnson, congratulations
on having eyes

Rule number twelve: don’t scream when the extremely hot
languages professor comes in and kisses professor Minyard’s cheek hoe don’t do it

Rule number thirteen: oh my god

Accepting short prompts!