phichit chulanont has a youtube account. there’s a lot of videos on it and he has a good number of subscribers.
he posts videos of practices, food vlogs, youtube tags, and random little videos he takes when he’s just out with his friends, or edits he made.
but the video with most views on his youtube channel is called “Yuuri Katsuki sneezing for twenty minutes” and it’s just a compilation spanning many years of yuuri katsuki kitten sneezing, before scrunching up his nose adorably and looking confused.
it has over 500,000 views.
sometimes people on the street point at yuuri and go “hey it’s the sneezing dude”
yuuri is Very Confused.
actually you know what, i’m not done. here are the Top 10 Videos in Phichit Chulanont’s Youtube Account (excluding the above), in no particular order:
best quality: his wiggles– it’s just a seven minutes and forty-three uninterrupted second compilation of yuuri katsuki wiggling happily looking like the most precious cinnamon roll in the world. there’s countless gifs of it as well as at least three reaction videos were somoen just starts crying because he’s so precious
Dance Workshop Vlog – which is just phichit vlogging a one day long dance workshop he was a part of with yuuri featuring a lot of dancing, a lot of shy smiley sweaty yuuri and their fanbase imploding when they danced together to smth vaguely smexy
i lost yuuri – which is a 12 minute long video of phichit and his friends looking for yuuri at a party. they find him and lose him several times, adn here’s a couple of things they find him doing: playing mario kart and winning, engaging in a push-up contest with a solo cup on his back against a shitton brickhouse of a man, three blocks down petting a dog because he saw someone drive by with the doggo in their car and chase it down, sitting on the windowsill in the window at a mcdonalds drivethrough as the person who is working there feeds him chicken nuggets
Yuuri Katsuki & Phichit Chulanont – King And The Skater Final Pair Skate – this one unintentionally sparked a fandom war bc some ppl declared yuuchit canon because LOOK HOW THE STARE LONGINGLY INTO EACH OTHER’S EYES THEY ARE IN LOVE!!! and the other part of the fandom was like ITS CALLED BEING FRIENDS STOP BEING FUCKING GROSS. but the most important thing is that one of the leads of the king and the skater tweeted about yuuri and phichit’s pair skate and phichit cries before framing the tweet and hanging it up on his wall
to brighten your day – which is a two minute compilation video of phichit saying “tatter tots” and yuuri falling over himself laughing for literally no other reason than the fact that the thinks the expression “tatter tots” is funny
Food Vlog #6 Best Moments – which has a full one minute compilation of yuuri gasping and going “dog!” and then a short few seconds of him petting the dog he found. everyone in phichit’s friend group making yummy sounds at food. (someone makes a compilation of just yuuri and the comment section is less than decent). a compilation of phichit calling for yuuri when he sees smth he wants to try and saying ”selfie!”. and a compilation of yuuri rating the food from a 1 to 10 scale in how much he wants to marry it.
How To Make Tea At 3 AM With Katsuki Yuuri – which he filmed when yuuri was a lil tipsy and needed hella sleep. it consists in yuuri explaining how to make tea, except after he puts the water on the stove he climbs on top of the dinner table, lays face down and starts having an existencial crises which consists in a lot of Revelations like “elephants can never skip rope and i think that’s really sad” to “life is meaningless and we are all going to die” to “do you think victor nikiforov is a trickster god sent to earth to mock my very existence??? bc his latest costume is too much and i am weak” before getting back up to pour himself a mug of tea and sit on the couch sipping it like nothing happened
Finals Mood – which is a compilation of all of his friends, including yuuri slamming their heads on the table and groaning, muttering noooooooo, having v short existencial crisis that always start with “what if i just quit university right now”, mixing energy drinks and coffee and chugging it down.
practice video #31 – in which phichit convinces yuuri to do his impression of victor nikiforov so yuuri skates backwards basically doing the hand gestures from that one rihanna gif and winking
My Boyfriend Does My Make Up Tag – in which phichit opens the video saying he doesn’t have a boyfriend but really wanted to do this so he invited yuuri to do his make up for him while he answers some twitter questions. their fanbase, predictably, implodes
fhhjf the fre ckles yes okay but honestly he’s such a good neil fc?? i’m just gonna go ahead and put some of my fave pics of him under a read more bc honestly they just scream neil
OK. So the preview of “Welcome to the Madness” is up to our eager eyes and I just screamed out LOUD because EVERYTHING on that teaser made me remember Johnny Weir programs.
Just… -tries to breathe- let me show you~
Does this make you remember something?
Exactly!!
Johnny on the “Bad Romance” performance starts with a jacket and then throw it away to to show a pretty provocative outfit… just like the ice tiger of Russia.
Colors on the outfit and makeup purple and black are pretty similar too…
And the most important THING~~~ -oh God save me-
Johnny’s “Creep”performance have this amazing movement which is like a signature of him by now…
And Yurio did exactly the same:
I want to add the fact that in “Creep” Johnny’s long skirt flies up, the same as happens with Yurio’s tank top.
AND I want to add this~
Accurate, uh?
I’M PRETTY FUCKING SCREAMING MY GUTS OUT BECAUSE THIS IS A MIX OF MY FICTIONAL AND REAL LIFE BAES, THANKS GOD!!
so after the foxes win everyone starts paying attention to them
suddenly the press is all over their social media and wants them on talk shows and panels all the time
and they do it bc they could use some good publicity tbh and they rly need a bigger team
one day allison (her and neil are bffs now dont fight me on this i s2g) is watching tv w neil and he is rly into what’s happening and she pulls out her sc and starts taking a video
she holds the camera so both their faces show and goes “hey neil” and and when he starts to look over she kisses him on the cheek (allison reynolds does not give 2 shits about neil’s scars and she’s gonna show every1)
the video ends just as neil smiles
ppl on the internet lose their shit !! this video is everywhere
allison moved on from seth and NEIL JOSTEN is dating a teammate
so they go on a lowkey trashy talk show (and everyone warns neil to keep his mouth shut)
the lady is like “so neil i hear ur in a relationship with one of ur teammates”
all the foxes hold their breath he’s too unpredictable
wymack takes a drink
andreil arent hiding anything really they just dont do pda so neil is like “oh ya we like to keep our relationship private tho lets talk about exy”
and she is like “well it didnt look like you were keeping it private when allison posted this on her sc” and she plays the video
all the foxes start laughing except kevin, andrew, and aaron
allison is literally losing her shit and matt has trouble breathing for a few seconds
and the lady is like “…um did i miss something haha”
and nicky takes pity on her “we’re just laughing bc neil and allison are definitely not dating sry”
and she is like “???????????? but ur still dating a teammate”
kevin quickly redirects the conversation back to exy bc they do not have the time to sit here and talk about andreil’s love life jfc
she cant get anything else out of them
so ppl are just losing their minds for like a week trying to figure out who neil is dating when renee posts a pic on instagram of them w the caption “neil drove me to lunch and paid for my meal” ((they actually talk about andrew lol))
and now every1 is like omg !! this is it!!
so the foxes are doing a panel and they get through a decent amount of exy related questions and then
“i have a question for neil. would u like to comment on ur relationship w renee walker??”
“id like to comment that my relationship w renee is that we r good friends and that id like to talk about exy now”
they cant get anything else out of anyone
so now ppl rly confused bc neil is a Straight Man and only Dan is left but her and Matt are very publicly dating
what kind of sexual deviancy is this ??????????? is neil josten engaging in some kind of polyamorous relationship with his teammates?????? no one can answer
ok so next talk show
this woman barely gets the introductions out before she leaps right in
“neil are you currently in a relationship with dan wilds despite the fact that she is dating matt boyd?”
neil has had enough
this boy just wants to play exy hes too old for this
he just stares at her
he cant even speak like who is this woman??
he didnt ask to dismantle heteronormativity in america but apparently he has to
“i dont have a gf”
she stares back
“are you no longer in a relationship with one of your teammates as you previously stated?????”
the foxes are getting worried neil might kill her
it’s getting very hard not to laugh
neil stares a little longer
“i dont have a gf”
the host’s eyes widen
the audience goes silent
“am i to understand that neil josten, breakout exy player of the year, has just come out??”
ppl start clapping (some ppl boo and nicky starts to flip them off before kevin grabs his hand)
this woman has just gotten one of the best stories of her life on live television
she cant stop smiling
once again kevin steers the conversation back to exy (even when he isnt insulting ppl why does neil always have to cause problems ??) and doesnt let her go back
there’s wild speculation about which boy he’s dating bc it doesnt makes sense ?????/
aaron has been seen kissing katelyn after games
kevin and thea are now officially dating
nicky is v vocal about his bf (like 12 times a day on twitter)
matt and dan are definitely still dating
andrew is not capable of relationships ????? and him and neil hate each other ???/
the answer comes 3 weeks later
they are all in the girls’ room for a movie night
everyone but renee is slightly drunk
allison and renee take a cute pic
in the background u can kinda see neil asleep on andrew who in a rare display of affection actually has a hand in his hair
allison notices right before she posts it on instagram but andreil have already said that they arent rly trying to hide their relationship they just arent going to go out of their way just for crazy talk show hosts
and DAMN
the way they are leaning against each other is unmistakable (esp in light of recent news)
neil josten and andrew minyard are in a relationship?????? have been in a relationship?????? the ppl need confirmation
neil’s twitter (that he uses to retweet exy players and occasionally start fights w them) is being blown up
finally he goes on twitter and makes his first original tweet
“Andrew is my boyfriend.”
twitter literally explodes and “andreil” is trending for a week
Nothing but My Aching Soul 