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pipedream:

i got the idea from this post but here is an extensive list of names the foxes group chat was definitely called at some point:

  • stick ball squad (the og name, lasted all of two seconds before kevin changed it)
  • the david wymack fanclub
  • nicky hemmick’s back up singers
  • fitness gram pacer test survivors 
  • neil josten appreciation task force (aaron left and had to get added back to the group chat upwards of thirty times during the duration of this name)
  • plexiglass fuckers anonymous
  • palmetto 99 
  • neil minyard™ (in homage to a misprint of neil’s name in the paper)
  • bad and naughty children get put with kevin day to atone for their sins
  • The Fuckening
  • neil’s moist bandana
  • we’re all GAY fuck you aaron

ok so i don’t remember where this is from or if someone already made a post about it but- what if reporters n ppl were all up in neil (or andrew’s) business about if they were dating someone due to suspiciously cute tweets or w/e and the foxes did that thing where all of them say that they’re dating neil and then andrew joins in so the reporters don’t know who to believe and give up

littlespooneven:

i think you might be referring to my hc post about neil’s twitter?

but dsjfhjsdhgjs all the foxes combating the scrutiny by confusing the reporters i’m yelling

  • matt’s the first one to do it
  • he’s with neil when he starts getting harassed abt the quote tweets again
  • and matt just slings an arm over neil’s shoulder and is like “yeah i mean it’s early days for us but i think we’re cute, don’t u?”
  • and the reporters are so baffled like “wait yOU’RE who neil’s talking about on twitter?????”
  • and matt just laughs and rolls his eyes exaggeratedly, giving neil a fake exasperated look. 
  • “haha someone doesn’t know how to keep a secret, but what can you do, amirite Tracy?”
  • neil is So Confused
  • he’s just staring at matt in bewilderment
  • he doesn’t even correct him he’s too much in shock
  • andrew threatens to skin matt alive when they return to the locker room but matt’s just like “whatever bro i just saved ur ass don’t come for me”

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