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Tag: oh my god
Commission for @foxsten
Neil & Andrew – The Foxhole Court
there aren’t too many surprises on the ‘four white chrises’ scoreboard to be frank. chris pine and chris evans keep alternating for the #1 spot obviously. chris pine will lead for the foreseeable future because Crinkle Eyes + wonder woman, unless chris evans tweets something ridiculous & 100% sincere like greeting everyone on national knitting day. chris hemsworth’s position is mostly a function of chris pratt’s position. parks & rec rewatch tentatively means pratt moves up to #3, catching even the slightest glimpse of the ‘passengers’ movie poster means he goes down to #4. of course in the event one of them does something so incredible that they line up with chris rock’s score on the ‘all chrises’ scoreboard, the white chris in question moves to the #0 spot and criss angel makes a wild card entry
when u leave ur poor
protégé behind to meet the love of ur life (i couldn’t help it lmao + rb sticker)
dysfunctional-college-roommates:
Okay, so this is my very last-minute gift for @nakasomethingkun through @aftgexchange. So, I meant there to be stuff related to the 4th of July and to Andreil reuniting during their long-distance relationship, and this… sort of has that stuff. Anyways, it might not be exactly what I meant it to be, but I kind of like it, so hopefully you will, too?
[Now on AO3 with some minor edits]
Neil Josten didn’t pay much attention to birthdays. He willfully ignored his own, did little more than slide a phone to Andrew on his, and in that tradition, America’s birthday was hardly a blip on Neil’s radar.
Other people turned the Fourth of July into an entire spectacle party. Other people woke up early, spent hours in the car, and made their way to a beach or a backyard. They made small talk with people they would have avoided otherwise; they drank more than they would have otherwise; they ate food they wouldn’t have otherwise. Other people turned a regular day into something else, like it was so unique that this country had come to be.
BAD HAIKYUU MOODBOARDS: oikawa tooru.
Yuri!!! on Ice at the
ISU World Team Trophy 2017!
thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:
Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
Why does this not have any notes?
lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”
“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”
“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”
Pro tip: Don’t do this if you recently applied for a new job.
bolded. just in case.
i feel like that pro tip is told from experience
The living room wasn’t meant to sleep nine bodies but somehow they made a workable nest out of it.
I am so emotional over these kids and I couldn’t get this scene out of my head.
THERE WILL BE THREE FREE! MOVIE CONTINUATIONS THIS YEAR
Free! Timeless Medley 絆 (Bonds) focusing on Makoto, Haruka, Rei, and Nagisa, a mash-up of anime and new scenes, released 4/22/17
Free! Timeless Medley 約束 (Promises) focusing on Rin and Sousuke, a mash-up of anime scenes and new scenes, released 7/1/17
Free! Take Your Marks: Completely new full-length feature movie about what happens after Haruka graduates, released this Autumn 2017
AND!!!!!!
Ikuya and Asahi will be in the movies, and they have revealed their older versions AND THEY ARE SO HOT…