Neil: *at three in the morning* Andrew? Are you awake?
Andrew: Fuck off.
Neil: Andrew, Aaron said something and…. Andrew, what’s a twink?
Andrew: You.
Neil: Oh, okay.
*next day*
Nicky: *randomly bitching about other exy players* Oooh, Jeremy Knox is such a twink, I swear to God.
Neil: Andrew says I’m one of those but I don’t have anything in common with Jeremy? Is it an exy thing?
Nicky: Oh honey…
Nothing but My Aching Soul 