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andrewminyarrr:

andrewjsten:

magnesiumeternity:

You ever think about the fact that the entire “Doesn’t mean I wouldn’t blow you” conversation took place in German with Kevin sitting right next to them? What even does that sound like in German? What did Kevin even think they were saying?

I can tell you for a fact that this whole conversation translated in German is 100 times more funny bc it sounds ridiculous af.

If you wanna hear it, I kinda translated it here in the Accent Challenge. (by “Read a passage from the books“)

LMAO german is so unsexy 

“doesnt mean i wouldnt blow you” = “Das heißt nicht, dass ich dir keinen blasen würde” (to sound a bit more eloquent you could translate it to “ich würde dir trotzdem einen blasen”)

cigarettesmokeandexyracquets:

  • when someone says andrew minyard the foxes don’t think “friend”
  • they think “monster”, “dangerous”, “disaster”
  • they think about the bruises on kevin’s neck.
  • they think about hands on allison, trying to break her.
  • they think about knives hidden under black arm bands and pressed to their guts.
  • they think “danger”
  • blast zone.
  • explosion imminent.
  • renee thinks “bent but not broken”. she thinks of nights in the gym spent sparring, nights on the roof spent in silence.
  • matt thinks about a night in columbia and is both thankful and full of hate. 
  • dan thinks about exy balls being batted at her team’s ankles.
  • allison thinks of hands around her neck, suffocating under more than just the weight of expectation.
  • aaron thinks of his mother’s hands on him and attending her funeral.
  • kevin thinks of a promise of protection. he thinks of bruises on his throat and struggling for breath.
  • nicky thinks of a knife pressed to his sternum. he thinks of a kid who’s been through so much that he doesn’t trust anyone. (he’s trying to protect something with claws and venom, but he wouldn’t trade it for anything in the world, even when he’s being bitten and scratched at. nicky loves his family.)
  • and then there’s neil.

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v-nikiforov-on-ice:

#yoiweek2017 || Final Day⇒Day 7: Shall We Skate?

↳ Alternative Option: Katsuki Yuuri’s autobiographical story – His journey through the show (Ft. Victor+victuuri moments ofc ;-))

I made a mv about Yuuri’s journey about his career as a pro figure skater starting from his childhood until the GPF using his FS theme song Yuri on ICE. I tried to sync all the scenes that fit to the parts of the music according to my own interpretation. I’m still an amateur so hopefully you all like and enjoy my video. 🙂

(PSA: For better quality pls watch it on PC if there’s no HQ on your mobiles.)