Tag: neil josten

broship-addict:

Neil Josten Vs. The Imperial System

  • Once came back from a run on a hot day and called it 40 degrees
    • The foxes were horrified?? Has Neil never been warm before??
  • Constantly switches between using meters and feet, sometimes within the same sentence
    • Later goes travelling and is so pissed when he finds out that US courts are slightly off from every other court in the world
  • Had to help Nicky decipher the recipes he got from Erik’s parents
  • Bombed multiple physics tests because he kept messing up the constants
    • The math was right
  • Likes to talk in centimeters because it sounds like more when he’s saying that he’s 7.6 cm taller than Andrew
  • Can convert from miles/hour to km/hour in his head
    • But still sometimes forgets what units the traffic signs are in and gets honked at to hell and back
  • Also: has gotten into a huge pissing match with someone over whether or not to add the “u” because if there was one thing his mom was adamant about, it was the “u”

lackofjongevity:

foxes-evermore:

Neil is probably the worst person to watch action movies with tbh, like the protagonist probably snaps an extra’s neck with one hand or something and he just barely looks up from his phone and goes “unrealistic”

Neil: *exchanging an eye roll with Andrew* that knife was clearly not sharp enough to cut through bone

Andrew: *nodding solemnly* too blunt

Everybody but Renee: uM