Tag: neil josten

backliners:

kevin and neil headcanons because i dont see nearly enough for them

☆neil: what is ‘dabbing’ kevin: absolutely not
☆kevin has to chop vegetables into tiny pieces and sneak them into neils dinners because his eating habits are shit
☆they go grocery shopping together and neil keeps putting junk food in the cart and kevin keeps shoving it back onto random shelves with varying levels of rage
☆neil: do i even weigh anything to you? kevin, holding him a foot off the ground: no. its like holding a bag of grapes
☆whack each other w their exy racquets when they get too Extra during practice
☆scary movie ride or die fans
☆kevin curls up and watches through his fingers and neil punches kevins leg when a jumpscare gets him
☆kevin: *mentions anyone who has even slightly inconvenienced him* neil: you should kill them
☆kevin can always sense neils bullshit and he will, inevitably and invariably, be able to tell when neil is doing Something Stupid
☆neil photobombs kevins interviews at/after games ALL THE TIME
☆kevin: it was a tough game but our hard work paid off
☆neil: in the background wearing 3 pairs of sunglasses and dumping an entire gatorade over his head while maintaining eye contact with the camera
☆neil can suplex kevin
☆they are savage at dragging like god help whoever brings down their Roasting Session upon themselves bc they will taste the wrath of a god
☆neil makes a game of how many outlandish claims he can make and still have kevin believe him
☆neil: did you know i once spent a week in australia and had to eat nothing but jellyfish and twinkies to survive
☆kevin, wide eyed and scandalized: how are you alive
☆neil WILL pick a fight in a fast food restaurant and kevin has to bail him out
☆kevin listens to 80s pop music when he works out and neil finds out. neil Finds Out.
☆neil plays 21 loops of tom jones’ ‘whats new pussycat’ and kevin tells him to put in 1 ‘its not unusual’
☆kevin will send neil a million texts until he gets a response. like in a row, in the span of 15 seconds buzz buzz bitch where are you
☆neil watches chopped and kevin loses his mind because neil will drag a contestant for mixing caviar with peppers while at the same time eating like mac n cheese with nutella
☆they get too into laser tag and get kicked out

thanks i love them

badassandbeautiful:

writing-prompt-s:

You live in a world where each lie creates a scar on the liar’s body. The bigger the lie, the deeper and larger the mark. One day, you meet someone that only has one scar; it is the biggest one you have ever seen.

#i know everyone’s tagging this with tfc but can you imagine!!! neil’s life would get so so so much harder#he would be all but mute when he rolled up on the foxhole court#it used to be that his lies were easy to explain away like. everyone lies. he could blame it on kid stuff#but he starts running out of room on his body when he’s 10#he nods or shakes his head when asked direct questions#he slips up and says he’s fine and a scar ravages his neck deep#his father gives him 10 bruises for every lie scar he gets#his identities are carefully based in truth#he gets really really good at lying by omission#he’s not just embarrassed and worried about his scars anymore he’s terrified of his own body#when neil closes his eyes and gives andrew truths it feels liberating like nothing else he’s ever felt#the more comfortable he gets the more he talks#one day he says he’s fine and nothing happens#(except that dan cries and andrew’s thigh presses into his and wymack claps him on the shoulder and says ‘i’m glad’) (via ravenvsfox)

minyardandrew:

hemmick:

yuo do n ot know how bad im crying

okay im crying over this again because like…holy shit, neil gets it. he understands and hes digging into places he shouldnt be able to and hes saying things that he shouldnt be and it messes me up bc in the end neil is actually the one who wants to stay with andrew and came back to him and will always be with him now even through all of the bad shit and andrew has never had this and doesn’t know what the fuck to think and he hates him

i rarely add anything to a post but fuck it, this hurts and i have so many Feels about this. when andrew says “stay” and asks “what will it take to make you stay?”, do you think a subconscious part of him wants neil to actually stay? that he’s not just saying these things as part of his deal with neil? and i don’t think andrew realizes how much of “you were supposed to be a side effect of the drugs” and “you are a pipe dream” reveal; they reveal that andrew thinks neil is too good to be true, that one day, inevitably, neil will disappear and leave like all the others, because he thinks neil is not real and he’s just something andrew’s brain conjured because of the drugs. how important was it to andrew to have neil say “i am not a pipe dream. i’m not going anywhere”? how badly did he need to hear those words, even though he knows that he shouldn’t have his hopes up, if there are any feelings of hope in the first place? he knows better than to do this, and yet. 

if we’re talking astronomy geek neil, imagine neil getting SUPER into space stuff when he takes an astronomy class as an elective and one night andrew sets up a telescope on the roof as a surprise so he can look at the stars bc he likes making his bf happy. doesn’t even say anything, they just go up there and there it is in all its magnificent glory and neil doesn’t say anything but his eyes are sparkling.

pipedream:

DUDE DUDE DUDE THIS IS MY SHIT OKAY 

  • the obsession starts on the roof
  • neil is looking up at the stars and realises that during his life on the run, he hasn’t had time to learn any of the names of the stars, so he points to a cluster and asks andrew if he knows if it has a name
  • andrew, who read a book about it once for class and retained everything answers: “that’s cygnus”
  • “huh. and what’s that one then?”
  • “ursa minor”
  • and neil is just fascinated because he’s never really stopped to think about it and these shiny things are literally fucking huge glowing plasma-balls
  • space is badass and neil can appreciate 
  • so he reads up on constellations and when they go up to the roof, neil will just sit there and mutter under his breath all the constellations he can see
  • (andrew tells himself it’s not strangely endearing)
  • eventually neil becomes as bad as kevin is with history facts
    • “hey andrew, do you know that we’re on a collision course with andromeda? andrew, it’s travelling towards us at 250,000 miles an hour” “go the fuck to sleep, neil.”
    • “if we were astronauts we wouldn’t be so small, do you know astronauts can grow 3% taller in space?”
    • “black holes man. fuck black holes.”
  • neil has google alerts on for meteor showers bc ?? it’s literally flaming space rocks giving you a free lights show who doesn’t want to see that
    • we don’t kiss our boyfriends under the stars, we kiss them under meteor showers like men
  • neil definitely has a hard on for the aurora borealis and he definitely pesters andrew to drive them to spots where they’re most likely to see it 
  • andrew gets neil a telescope for christmas like a really fucking expensive one but ofc it means nothing 
    • “you’re straining your eyesight without it and you look stupid in glasses.”
    • “i look hot in glasses”
    • “just take the gift and shut up.”